Editing Gamemaster (section)

===A Rebuttal From [[That Guy]]===
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What kind of after-school-special-carebears-bullshit is this? As the GM your one and only duty is to '''win'''. Why in the name of Tiamat would you want to help the players anyways? They sit around your basement, drink your beer, [[herp]] their [[derp]]s, and shit all over your carefully constructed masterpiece. They aren't your friends, they are ''animals''. [[TPK|And there's only one way to deal with animals]]. That chest? It had a [[Sphere of Annihilation]]. The new [[Exalted|warstrider]] you built? It gets [[Rock of Doom|one-shotted by the imperial manse]]. Your [[psyker]]? Fails his perils roll and summons a bloodthirster. Oh you survived? [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|Deploying rocks now]]. They might hate you for it but [[Railroading| its the only way to keep the story progressing in the right direction (yours)]]. After all to rule one must either be feared or loved, and who could love you?

<strike>''And this elegan/tg/entlemen is why we never let [[That Guy]] GM.''</strike>

Shut up. Just shut the hell up. You know what? You're dead. You died. Orcus reached through a tear in the abyss and pulped you like an orange. Now get ready to roll a new character, we're playing my ''[[Magical realm|erotically charged]] [[My Little Pony]] [[Ponyfinder|homebrew sys]]-'' {{BLAM}} '''Oh, don't mind me, I just crawled out of the 40K Section.'''
'''''Praise the Emprah.'''''