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===Elves=== Elves are wiry with not much meat on them and barely any fat. The meat is slimy, easy to swallow, and quickly digested. Ogre women sometimes joke that elven meat comes out the same as it came in. The taste can only be brought out by roasting the meat rather than cooking it and this gives it it's signature fishy smell. The structure is the same as that of other primates but the taste is undeniably that of freshwater fish. Elven fat is by far the best fat in all creation to use in the butter-making process as it has lower cholesterol.
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