Editing Walmart Apocalypse (section)

===STATIONARY, OFFICE SUPPLIES & SCHOOL SUPPLIES===

Known as the Stationari, the people of the office supply department are organized into tightly regimented Daimyo. Trained from birth in the arts of yard-meter katana fighting and oragami, their hardened Samurai warriors are the best-trained and worst-equipped military men in the Wal. Each young fighter earns station by his deeds, starting when he has learned enough from his Sensei to fold his first suit of armor. It is rumored that some of their youngsters spend time among the Rafters to train in stealth and acrobatics, eventually moving on to become stealthy penjas capable of impaling or at least irritating their opponents with hurled pens and pencils.

Shoguns maintain large armies of Samurai and great hoards of peasants. The latter are charged with harvesting the choicest supplies from the shelves between Restockings, which are occasionally used for barter but more often to equip well-organized raids on neighboring departments. The Sport of the Stationari is terrifying to behold, except that they are almost entirely inequipped with Sporting Goods.

Improv samurai using pencils, tiered Shoguns and feudal Japan stuff, paper etc to fight,  focused on spreading tidiness and organization through Wal through military expeditions, fail miserably of course. Have fierce rivalry with Cerai, similar ideals. Fold paper armor to be Stationari, only use paper armor as status symbol, disrespected and mocked by other Departments (damn Bakagaijin), keep their influence to a minimum, too unordered for realm