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=== Goff Rock-an-Rolla === [[File:Gargant_Rolla.jpg|170px|right|thumb|A Goff Rock-an-Rolla, unfortunately the Orks were on a budget and could only afford a puny little rolla.]] Somewhere along the line, the Goff Klan got the bright idea to [[JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure|ROADA ROLLA]] their enemies. So, they strapped a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla|giant spiked steam roller]] on their Stompa and thus the Goff Rock-an-Rolla was born. This monster eats infantry and small vehicles alike, demolishing them into an icky paste of blood and mush, but can't kill other Titans very well. It cuts huge lines in enemy troops, and takes no prisoners with armies that rely on massive infantry numbers such as the [[Tyranid|'Nids]]. The Rock-an-Rolla falls obviously short against Titans and other super heavies, but the Goffs don't really pay much mind do anything that isn't putting axes in meaty faces. (Seriously that roller is only going to tickle the feet of a Warlord Titan). This is a true [[Stompa]] design. Not whatever Games Workshops is calling a Stompa these days, but a tried and true [[Epic]]-scale Stompa. A walker the size of a true Stompa would be much more mobile and better for mowing down infantry, the commander would be lower to the ground and thus better able to see the gore, and a Stompa would be less of an investment and therefore give the Goffs a better incentive to experiment and actually make this guy in the first place. Comparing this guy to the other Goff design only reinforces this notion. Of all the Goff Stompa variants, the Goff Rock-an-Rolla is probably the rarest of the bunch. This is due in part with it not only being a faction exclusive vehicle, but one whose construction and build is facilitated exclusively by Meks that the Goff employ. And we know how well Goffs view Meks in general (Hint: it ain't good). Combine this with the relatively 'advanced' materials needed to construct this Stompa and its very specific niche as a close-range ''anti-infantry'' Titan and you got yourselves a toy that could rival an Emperor Titan in exclusive ownership. There are no rules for the Rock-an-Rolla on tabletop, although you can proxy a Kustom Stompa as one by giving it a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla|Deffrolla]] and appointing the rules on top of giving it two close range weapons. However, a more detailed fan rule can be seen below. Nothing to do with the OTHER kind of [[Goff_Rokker|Goff rock-an-rolla]]. *'''Height:''' 13m *'''Crew:''' 24-32 crew; approx *'''Weight:''' 300-400 tonnes; approx
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