Editing Sorin Markov (section)

===Rise of the Eldrazi===
Thousands of years later, [[Chandra Nalaar]], [[Jace Beleren]], and [[Sarkhan Vol]] all collectively shit the bed (possibly manipulated by Bolas) and break the seal on the Eye of Ugin. Luckily this doesn't set the Eldrazi free just yet, so Sorin comes back to help and not let shit devolve further. Unfortunately he immediately met up the exemplar of extreme stupidity, the [[Elf]] planeswalker [[Nissa Revane]].

Sorin told her of his plan to reinforce the Eye, and Nissa agrees to help. When they arrive the magic around the Eye was extremely weak, and so he prepared to do some serious patchwork. But Nissa, in all of her infinite elven wisdom, raised her mighty staff and brought it right down on the structure, completely destroying it. She thought that once the GIGANTIC LOVECRAFTIAN PLANET EATING TENTACLE MONSTERS saw the two of them, they would flee the plane! [[Fail|They didn't]].

Sorin left Zendikar, flipping it the bird as hard as he goddamn could, letting the residents of the plane and Nissa die a horrible death while he looked for Ugin to repair shit before the Eldrazi escaped entirely.