Editing Sauron (section)

==Will the real Slim Sauron please stand up==

And then came the Amazon TV Series 'The Rings of Power' who cast an Eminem impersonator to be their Sauron. Immediately sparking mockery across the internet. For those [[TL;DR|too busy to read the Silmarillion article]], Sauron never disguised himself as a human named "Halbrand" wearing cheap hot topic clothing, nor did he have anything to do with Galadriel; in all likelihood she would've been among the few elves who could've figured out his true identity, even in disguise. 

Of course the writers were idiots and as such made her a complete dumbass who couldn't figure this out until he literally told her. Oh, and her rejecting his romantic advances ends up causing him to go into Mordor and he prepares to forge the One Ring. So he becomes the Sauron [[Rage|we all know and love because his crush told him to fuck off.]]