Editing Eldritch Horror (section)

== So... why the fuck would I want to play this?==

Come on, the prospect of being wrung inside out ass-first by a young and curious chtonian sounds fun, doesn't it? And afterwards you can take your turn [[Awesome|jamming six sticks up dynamite up one of its sixteen buttholes and blow it up!]] It's all in the give and take. Good team strategizing is key, and doing so well can make the game a rollercoaster of awesome, as you make nail-bitting dice-rolls for the fate of humanity. The amazing flavor text in the encounters can pull you into the game as if playing D&D with a god-tier [[GM]]. Complex encounters with branching paths can lead  to ruins or riches, and you won't known until you roll the dice. I hope you've save up with some focus tokens for extra re-rolls.

With all eight expansions you'll have access to over fifty characters, each allowing for wildly different stats and play-styles, and with clever planning you can combo the abilities for hilarious near game-breaking exploits. But don't be fooled: outside of outright cheating while playing the game, everything is fair in the fight against the Old Ones. I don't care how many times you make the hobo chug that can of [[Magical realm|'dubiously recycled' holy water]] you keep making him dig out of the trash, you will need it for that Blessed condition you keep losing every mythos phase.

Also, for the love of all that is holy, NEVER TAKE A DARK PACT. This means you Jon, you unholy fucktard.
(note that not taking a dark pact is for sissies.. just win before it comes back to bite you in the ass, easy)
[[File:Motherfucking_Cthulhu.jpg|640px|thumb|center|Cultists, not even once]] 


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