Editing DISTRACTION CARNIFEX (section)

===[[Warhammer 40,000]]===
====[[Tyranids]]====
*'''DISTRACTION [[Carnifex|CARNIFEX]]:''' The original, but not really the best any more, because the Carnifex's point cost and access to toughness-boosting abilities have bounced back and forth a bit between editions. It was essential in 4th Ed, impossible in 5th Ed, and possible but not great in 6th, was up to the RNGs 7th, but work fairly well for the role in 8th and 9th. Scythefexes can do a huge amount of attacks at S6 for their relatively low points cost (and if you splurge for Screamer-Killers instead they get a LD debuff aura and an improved Bio-Plasma that messes up MEQs/TEQs), and Dakkafexes can put out absurd amounts of S6 firepower with much better accuracy than other Nids and some other armies might get: A full brood of Dakkafexes with two Devourers each can put out a whopping 72 S6 AP-0 shots, hitting on 3s with enhanced senses; their Thornback cousins don't get quite as many shots due to only getting one set of Devourers, but their Stranglethorn Cannons still give them a bit of punch and they ignore cover with all their shots. You bet people are gonna put firepower into them. [[Just as planned|Because they'll have no choice as your Dakkafexes will turn their infantry into mulch otherwise.]] Also you need it, because 8 and 9 (before codex updates) are the horde editions.
**They can also get a built-in -1 to hit via Spore Cysts for only 10 points per 'fex. Needless to say, it's totally worth it since it frees up your Venomthropes to protect other units.  
*'''DISTRACTION [[Haruspex|HARUSPEX]]:''' A 6th Ed beast that seems to be practically made to fill the DISTRACTION role, especially since it can regain wounds by killing models in melee (if it gets there). [[Games Workshop|So the new unit replaces an old one that can't do its job any more]] -- [[JUST AS PLANNED]]. AS of 8th, they've kinda fallen out of favor in favor of cheaper models or more powerful models, but it retains its melee power and self-healing effect. 
*'''DISTRACTION STONECRUSHER CARNIFEX''' - Same as the Carnifex above, but it absolutely annihilates enemy vehicles, as opposed to making mincemeat out of medium infantry.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Hierodule|HIERODULE]]''' - Your Tyranid Knight equivalent. Massive damage sink and can be buffed to be nigh-invulnerable. For ~400 points, they put out titanic amounts of hurt and can absorb just as much.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Genestealer Aberrants|ABOMINANT]]''' - The Genestealer Cults have theirs too! He hits like a tank - he's got a solid 3 attacks with a S12 (he's S6 x2) AP-3 D6 hammer that has a rule which makes it always roll a 3 or higher for damage - plus exploding sixes. He's also rocking a 5+ Feel No Pain, -1 to incoming damage to a minimum of 1 and he regenerates D3 wounds every round. Granted, his save's nothing special, but he hits hard. Combine that with Cult deepstrike shenanigans and maybe a squad of Aberrants with Hammers (they get his -1 damage and FNP anyway, and his exploding sixes are an aura) and you've got a hard-hitting distraction for not too many points - the Abominant's only 105, himself, and a squad of Aberrants with all Hammers (always take a Hypermorph for this configuration) is only 175 - the squad's unnecessary, but it makes for a harder-hitting deathball. This guy works especially well for this in smaller games, where he's bigger relative to everything around him.

====[[Imperium]]====
*'''DISTRACTION [[Dreadnought#Chapter_Specific_Dreads|AXE DREADNOUGHT]]:''' Again, drop pod one of these guys face first into the opponent's army and watch your opponents cry as your Dreadnought shrugs off even the strongest of attacks with its 3++ save on top of its AV12. Be careful though, if they get your back armor you're dead.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Saint Celestine|CELESTINE]]:''' Celestine is at first glance unimpressive in this department, what with T3 W6 Sv 2+/4++, plus two flunkies with T3 W6 Sv 2+/4++. The fun, however, begins with the abilities. On top of having a 12" move with FLY and 6" Heroic Intervention, all attacks automatically go to the flunkies, who don't force morale tests. Thanks to Armor of Contempt, she has a functional 1+/4++ against attacks with AP. If worse comes to worst, you can always force a successful save with miracle dice. Then, any damage dealt to Celestine is reduced by 1. She can ''then'' skip her movement and shooting phases to resurrect a flunky and heal all her wounds. And if you somehow manage to get through all this, the first time Celestine dies, she comes back on a roll of anything but one. Keep a [[Sisters Hospitaller|Hospitaller]] nearby for a feel no pain if you really want to hammer it in.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Deathwing|DEATHWING KNIGHTS]]:''' Put [[Belial]] with them, deepstrike them right next to all the most dangerous units in your foe's army, and watch them squirm to murder them all. They may all die either by the sheer amounts of firepower or melee directed towards them, but it's worth watching your foe ignore Devastators, Deathwing Terminators, Ravenwing, and other such unit, just for the sheer infamous reputation that the Knights have gained.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Dreadknight|DREADKNIGHT]]:''' Take a T6 W4 Termi with a weapon for ~170 points and see the enemy focus him without really damaging him fast.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Ogryn|OGRYNS]]:''' 10 Ogryn with 2 Primaris Psykers (faq stated each get 2 rolls) with biomancy for toughness and allied dark angel psyker for rerolls on everything and 4+ invulnerabilities. Watch it absorb loads upon loads of fire as your tactical units sneak up on the enemy.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Space Wolves|LONE WOLF]]:''' Give your Lone Wolf 2 Fen Wolves and Terminator Armor and just let him roam. If you feel generous, slap a Chainfist on him. The fact that you gain points by letting this guy die means you can expend him without much consequence.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Skitarii|SKITARII VANGUARDS]]:''' To be honest, this only really works against someone who hasn't played against your army much, if at all (which, since it still isn't very common, should mean this works quite often). Barebones vanilla vanguard will run you 100pts for a ten-man squad and with their basic guns can put a serious smackdown on anything with a toughness value; add plasma calivers for extra distraction, though realize that this will make the unit a prohibitively expensive meat shield. That being said, if your opponent is targeting one vanguard squad with plasma calivers while the other three are closing in with a plethora of haywire and rad-weaponry unscathed then you're doing it right.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Adeptus_Mechanicus|KASTELANS]]:''' T7 W3 FNP 3+/(5++ against shooting) robots, take 4+ and a Techpriest Dominus with the Relic Pimp Cane in formation for extra hilarity. Give one of the Datasmiths the Robes of the Technomartyr for the sweet, sweet boon of giving everyone Cognis. Their ability to severely hurt assaulters on Overwatch will perturb your opponent even more
*'''DISTRACTION [[Adeptus_Custodes|CUSTODES]]:''' The entire army is basically Terminators on Steroids (albeit lacking in anti-tank) ''at the bare minimum''. Special mention goes to the [[Telemon Heavy Dreadnought]], which is devastating in both melee and ranged combat, can take a heavy beating, is able to deep strike via From Golden Light They Come, and pretty much forces the opponent to either focus fire on it or die. And given that your other units will be moving up while the Telemon does its thing, the opponent may very well die even if he doesn't fall for the distraction. 
*'''DISTRACTION [[Culexus|CULEXUS]]:''' While this sounds as though it shouldn't work (the Culexus model is human-sized), the eighth-edition target priority rules force the enemy of an all-assassin army to shoot the closest model, even if that model is an invisible (hit on a 6+, always) culexus assassin. With a low cost (they're cheaper than most armies' infantry squads), five wounds apiece and a 4+ invulnerable save, they're almost impossible to kill too. Thankfully no longer possible with the Beta rules for targeting characters.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Imperial_Ordnance#Demolisher_Cannon|DEMOLISHER CANNON]]:''' Historically the [[Vindicator]] and its cousin the [[Leman Russ Demolisher]] bounces back and forth between DISTRACTION and actual killing tool. The sheer power and potential of the Demolisher cannon meant that players would focus fire on them and be at risk of over committing, especially with the Leman Russ's high armor. At the same time, if ignored they could get their points back just by shooting once. They become DISTRACTIONs because if left alone they can ruin an enemy's plan, allowing them to flip back and forth between DISTRACTION and asset almost at will. Sadly the lack of templates in the latest ruleset weaken their killing power, shifting them more toward DISTRACTION as their reputation from ages past means a player with any amount of beard will have had it drilled into them not to ignore them.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Rogal Dorn Battle Tank|ROGAL DORN]]:''' The newest tank the Guard has access to has Toughness 9, a 2+ save, and 17 wounds. While it isn't core, it doesn't always matter. The Industrial Efficiency regimental doctrine lets it ignore AP -1. Nab the Knight of Piety Tank Ace for a 5++ and 5+++ versus mortal wounds, or Mechanical Pack Rat for a 1-3 Transhuman. Keep a Primaris Psyker nearby to require a 4+ to hit, and an [[Enginseer]] to heal it and apply a 5++.

====[[Chaos]]====
*'''DISTRACTION''' '''[[Chaos Space Marines|MURDER SWORD]]''': Chaos Space Marine one. Give a '''MURDER SWORD''' to a (random champion (<strike>NOT LEGAL</strike> Exalted Champion...)) chaos lord,  or DAEMON PRINCE(illegal too (<strike>Nope, Daemon Princes can take it</strike> NO, you really can't. A Hellforge sword is NOT a "powersword")), stick it in a nest of Cultists, and laugh as the enemy targets it for the rest of the game because they don't want it getting within 400 clicks of their special snowflake character, though you are fucked if the enemy has good snipers, fucking Vindicaires... or artillery... or any decent amount of guns AH FUCK IT! This one doesn't work! <s>Still decent for removing faggots like [[Marneus Calgar|papa smurf]].</s> NOPE! Calgar has Eternal Warrior, making him immune to the Sword's ID. Better have the dice gods at your back. [[Forge World|Almost makes us wonder how this thing can be a threat to a]] [[Primarch]]. 
** (clears throat) "Look Out, Sir!" - on a 2+ for special characters. Even against Vindicares (but with a -2 penalty so ICs get 4+ LoS while everyone else gets a 6+) and Precision Shots. Yes, I checked before posting.
** (punches previous speaker in the throat) As the power creep goes on, even the Cultist ball gets stomped on (literally) by the new Knights as Stomp results of 6 remove all models from under the Blast. Yes, Removes. No saves, 2++, FNP or Look out Sir. Just pick those models off the table and put them into your bag. Even then, it wasn't that scary as a single turn of decent shooting can wipe your '''MURDERER''' before he gets near the corpse.
**Then again, the fact that the MURDER SWORD gets shot off the table means something else get is not getting shot at, so as far as distractions it's working.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Nurgling|NURGLINGS]]:''' Take 6-9 bases of these cute little shits, infiltrate them as close to the enemy as possible behind ruins, enjoy a tasty 2+ cover save while your army moves up. Just pray they don't have flamers or ignore cover weapons.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Daemon Engine|DAEMON ENGINE]]:''' A Forgefiend, Maulerfiend, Defiler, Kytan, or Heldrake will be a guaranteed fire magnet. Fortunately, they all have It Will not Die (tied for second best name for a 40k rule ever with He Has A Plan, only recently dethroned by the arrival in 40K of WHFB's best named rule, My Will Be Done), and the Drake has the added bonus of being a flyer when Skyfire is still a relative rarity. The reputation of the Defiler and Heldrake in particular will ensure that literally everything the enemy has will be hurled at you, including the models, the table, the dice, the players at the WHFB table, and chairs. Lots of chairs.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Mutilator|MUTILATOR]]:''' Pretty much the only use for Mutilators with the new CSM book, Deep Strike one behind the enemy (bonus points if it's a Tau or Guard gunline) and it will die in style as the enemy wastes a turn of valuable shooting which could have been better spent trying to bring down that Land Raider full of Terminators, or the rampaging Maulerfiend in the corner

====[[Eldar]]====
*'''DISTRACTION [[Wave Serpent|WAVE SERPENT]]:''' The Eldar's (in)famous transport, Wave Serpents will often immediately draw your opponent's eye, especially if you loaded it up with something threatening like Wraithguard, Howling Banshees or Fire Dragons. The part that'll piss them off, however, will be how unyieldingly difficult it is for someone to crack it open; no matter what gun they point at it, nothing is scratching that wave serpent's paint on a wound roll of 1-3 and ''even'' then, you still have a 3+, 5++ profile to deflect what actually does make it through. In a bind, Lightning Fast Reflexes can make this tank yet more challenging to crack open as well. If you need to give your opponents a little more incentive to try to focus fire on the Wave Serpent, the Twin-Linked Bright Lance will punch holes in other vehicles/monsters while the Twin-Linked Scatter Laser/Shuriken Cannon will chunk most squads of infantry quite rapidly. Probably your most ''practical'' DISTRACTION, you probably were bringing one anyways.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Wraithlord|WRAITHLORD]]:''' It's big, scary, has a 3+ save, is T8, subtracts 1 damage from multi-damage hits and is capable of fucking shit up. For the best results, make sure that you spring for the Ghostglaive; if your opponent wasn't taking your Wraithlord seriously before, they sure as hell will once that statue tears through one of their Leman Russ tanks or an entire squad of Space Marines like they're nothing. Even better, this thing is a {{W40kkeyword|core}} unit, so the full swath of psychic powers like Protect and Fortune can further enhance this thing's durability while Jinx and Doom can enhance the Wraithlord's lethality.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Wraithseer|WRAITHSEER]]:''' It's also big, scary, has a 3+ save with a 5++ just in case, subtracts 1 damage from multi-damage hits, is T8 and capable of fucking shit up. Its Ghostspear wrecks face at S10 AP-3 Dd3+3 and it can take a D-Cannon to slam enemies with a d3 S12 AP-4 Dd6 blast weapon that ignores line of sight. They're also full-blown psykers these days and can toss a Smite or two around, or just trade it out to turn its Ghostspear into a [[Rape|Dd3+5]] weapon, make enemies trying to fend it off subtract 1 from their hit/wound rolls against it or just cause some general psychic shenanigans. They also don't suffer from degrading statlines anymore, so even if it gets horribly maimed, it'll keep doing its job fantastically until the bitter end.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Wraithknight|WRAITHKNIGHT]]:''' Its bigger, scarier, and has more D than the average pornstar. It's not cost efficient at all these days (3CP and 325 points minimum), but the unwary opponent who doesn't know better or someone still caught in an episode of 7th-Edition PTSD may get intimidated into overly committing firepower into it. That's not to say it isn't dangerous though. If you really want your opponent to pay attention to it, give it the Heavy Wraithcannons or Titanic Ghostglaive and evaporate one or two of their heavy support units.
**All of the above have access to healing through the '''Tears of Isha''' stratagem and Bonesinger (when allowed) support to make them even ''harder'' to kill.

====[[Dark Eldar]]====
*'''DISTRACTION TALOS PAIN ENGINE:''' The best part about DISTRACTION TALOS is that nobody plays DEldar. Therefore, the majority of the player population has no idea what to expect. Player: "Wait, Toughness <i><b>seven</b></i>?!" You: "Yep." Player: "With 3+ and FnP?!" You: "You betcha. Oh, also, enjoy [[Rip_and_tear|haywire and Shred]]." Your enemy then proceeds to unload <i><b>everything they have</b></i> at your slow, dead 'ard, floating scorpion beast while your gunboats, Scourges, and Reavers tear them [[Anal_circumference|several new assholes]]. For better results,(aka:something that can also function as a threat) add a cronos with a spirit probe. "<i><b>4+ </b></i> FnP!?!?!". If you have the [[Haemonculus]] covens supplement then take the dark artisan formation and give your heamonculus the nightmare doll for a 3+ FnP, if you make him your warlord then you get a 3+ FnP re-rolling 1s.

====[[Orks]]====
*'''DISTRACTION [[Deff Dred|DEFF DRED]]''' Just kit it out with a few scary looking weapons, let it stumble forward with the boys. This is really effective when your enemy takes less anti tank because you are playing a mainly infantry army.  This is also better used in smaller games, as this thing looks like a scary, choppy hulk of metal (which it is).
*'''DISTRACTION [[Ork Boy|BOYZ]]''' Let’s face it, as 8th is Horde Edition, a good old-fashioned Boyz mob and a [[Weirdboy]] using the psychic power Da Jump means you can deposit said Boyz Mob (almost) exactly where you want it. Just make sure the mob is 20-30 strong and they might actually survive past the DISTRACTION period. Also make sure you have several more 30-Boy mobz heading across the board. [[Ork Kommando|Kommandos]] also make an excellent DISTRACTION unit, especially being (in 9th) only 3 points more expensive than Boyz; a deep strike and first turn charge in the backline is pure cancer to Tau and IG gunlines.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|THRAKA]]''' - Ghazghkull is now the definition of absolute unit, being both dead 'ard and dead choppy - he's got a S14 melee weapon with -4 AP and 4 flat damage, plus a 2+ to hit - and, since he is a GOFF ORK and his captain aura benefits GOFF ORKS, he's re-rolling ones. He also takes a maximum of 4 wounds a turn, he's rocking a 2+ save with a 4+ invuln, and - with Makari - a 6+ Feel No Pain on top of all of that. Ghaz can go toe-to-toe with Guilliman and win somewhat consistently - he's most definitely a DISTRACTION if he wants to be. Granted, he's got a steep points cost, but if you stick him in the Tellyporta, he'll DISTRACT the hell out of his enemies and then proceed to krump the closest Knight.

====[[Tau]]====
*'''DISTRACTION [[El'Myamoto (Sub-commander Darkstrider)|DARKSTRIDER]]:''' Enemy has a charging focused army and you only took one Pathfinder squad, stick this guy in there with a Grav-Inhibitor Drone and laugh as your opponents thrashing, snarling wave of hate never comes anywhere close.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Stealthsuit_Team|STEALTHSUITS]]''': Dirt Cheap and pretty durable for their cost (T4, 3+ armor, 2W apiece and you can mount shield generators on the lot of them). Infiltration lets you deploy them right on top of relics and capture points, which will certainly draw the enemy to them. With a minus 1 to hit debuff that they benefit from all the time, your enemy will have a hard time hitting them. Plus you can mount some Fusion Blasters on them for added scariness. 
*'''DISTRACTION [[Battlesuit#XV95_Ghostkeel_Battlesuit|GHOSTKEEL]]:''' The stealth field grants a -1 to hit with shooting attacks. The drones an additional -1. Most infantry will only be able to hit this thing at 6+, Marines at 5+ and Conscripts/Boyz can't hit it at all. This will goad them into charging into melee. 2 flamers are recommended to prevent reliable charges. Slap on a target lock for accuracy and a shield generator for survivability. Infiltration will allow you to place it right in the enemy's face, perfect for baiting them into wasting their firepower. Oh and you can easily field 2 of these for the cost of one riptide. 
*'''DISTRACTION [[Battlesuit#KV128_Stormsurge_Ballistic_Suit|STORMSURGE]]:''' Its big and has even bigger gun. Slap it somewhere centerline and in plain sight behind some cover and perhaps drone or three and you have fine DISTRACTION that can sometimes hit something with said big gun.

====[[Necrons]]====
*'''DISTRACTION [[C'tan|C'TAN SHARD]]:''' Now you have several flavors of C'Tan shards to use: The Nightbringer, Deceiver, Void Dragon, and Transcendent C'Tan. All very dangerous and capable of dealing tons of damage if left alone. They also can only take three damage per phase. An opponent will have to dedicate themselves to attacking them three phases in a row in order to deal the 9 wounds required to defeat them.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Monolith|MONOLITH]]:''' Use only if you are [[Stupid|retarded.]] "Could" be used to quickly cut line of sight on more important units and has a few nifty tricks up its sleeve, as a '''DISTRACTION MONOLITH''' can turn into a '''DISTRACTION BLOB''' if it's allowed to use its gate, but in practice it's more like [[Shit_twinkie|syphilis.]]
*'''DISTRACTION [[Tomb_Stalker|TOMB STALKER]]:''' Deep strikes reliably, doesn't deteriorate with damage, has good weapons and durability, and can carry a gloom prism to screw with psykers. Deep striking a T7, 9 wound MC that can make Deny the Witch rolls directly on top of your enemy's backline is sure to cause a stir.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Skorpekh Destroyer|SKORPEKH DESTROYER]]:''' Cheap, fast, and capable of eating heavy infantry, monsters, and even tanks alive in melee, they bring a 3+ save and 3 T5 wounds per model, letting them hit that perfect sweet spot of being tough enough to survive your opponent's attention for a few turns while still being fragile enough to keep your opponent from feeling like they're wasting their shots.
*'''DISTRACTION [[Canoptek Doomstalker|DOOMSTALKER]]:''' Size matters, and at 6 inches tall this is one of the biggest regular units in the game. This thing absolutely towers over the battlefield, and it's topped with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG gun that will surely delete everything in sight if it gets a good roll.  12 wounds isn't all that much for a tank so it's a tempting target, but T6 with a 4++ invuln and Living Metal will soak up a tremendous amount of infantry fire and damage brackets don't affect shooting stats. It even gets to cover nearby friendlies with a free overwatch shot from its main gun.  All this for only 130 points.