Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

====Part 6: Stone Ocean Villains====
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=====Enrico Pucci=====
The big bad of Part 6, a <s>gay</s><s>straight</s>SOMETHING ex-Catholic priest who worships the ground Dio walks on and who seeks to use his Stands to rewrite reality as Dio would have wished it. Some say he's gay, as there's flashback scenes where they're laying in bed together (not naked, but their clothes are visibly ruffled), but there is a lack of confirmation as to whether or not Pucci was just that big of an admirer of DIO or actually down bad for him. His Stand "'''''Whitesnake'''''" can swipe away other people's Stands or memories in the form of a disk. Pucci can then insert these disks into other people, allowing them to view these memories or use the Stand on the disk. "Whitesnake" later becomes "'''''C-Moon'''''", which can manipulate gravity. Then shit really hits the fan when he later attains the Stand "'''''Made In Heaven'''''" which can accelerate time ''and'' manipulate gravity. To make a complicated explanation a little easier to explain, as time continues to travel, the universe will hit it's eventual end, and a new universe will be created, where everything repeats itself, according to "fate". Pucci can then alter this universe to his desire, basically making the perfect world that Dio always wanted. With his newfound power, Pucci [[Grimdark|single-handedly slaughters Jotaro and Jolyne's group]], leaving Emporio as the sole survivor. Ultimately, he gets fucked over by Weather Report because Emporio turned his own Stand's powers against him and the universe ends up resetting itself, with Pucci erased from existence.

=====Green Dolphin Street Prison Inmates=====
Recruited by Enrico.
*'''Gwess''': A typical parrot-loving Florida woman who Jolyne shares a bunk with upon arriving at Green Dolphin. Her stand is '''Goo-Goo Dolls,''' which gives her the ability to shrink people down the closer they are to her stand. Gwess forces a tiny [[Furry|Jolyne to speak in "uwu" talk and cosplay as a mouse]] (With an actual mouse corpse). She doesn't join the group after being defeated, as Jolyne doesn't trust her, but she occasionally provides her with information.

*'''Johngalli A''': A near-blind inmate with an inexplicably thicc ass who orchestrated the events that led to Jolyne's imprisonment. Holds a striking resemblance to N'doul, especially when he goes to snipe Jolyne and Jotaro from far away with a smuggled sniper rifle, using his stand '''Downtown Manhattan''' to angle his bullets towards his target.

*'''Thunder McQueen''': A suicidal inmate who was given the stand '''Highway To Hell''' by Whitesnake. Sounds like a stand with an awesome name, right? Well, too bad it's wasted on ghostly propellers that share damage on nearby people whenever the user tries to kill himself.

*'''Miraschon''': A hoop-haired inmate possibly related to the D'Arby brothers with the stand '''Marilyn Manson'''. After being caught stealing by Pucci while he was performing Kakyoin's cherry trick 2.0, he gives her the stand via disk and sends her out to defeat the Green Dolphin gang. The stand works by forcibly taking money from a target whenever they lose a bet or wager, which may extend to organs based on their black market value if they lack the necessary funds.

*'''Lang Rangler''': Contender for one of the weirdest fashion senses in Jojo (And that's saying something when people like Fugo and Anasui exist.) Attempts to kill Jolyne while she attempts to send her father's stand disk to the Speedwagon foundation with '''Jumpin' Jack Flash''', a stand that would solo any of the other Jojo protagonists with its ability to create a zero-gravity zone, complete with horrifying effects such as losing bladder control. Unfortunately for him, he exists in the same part as the OP Weather Report, who generates astronaut suits made of clouds in order to survive the effects and counterattack. Other notable feats about him include stabbing a teacher 69 times and having some slightly wonky cgi in the anime adaptation.

*'''Sports Maxx''': Ah yes, another terrifying psychopath with a silly name. This time around, Sports Maxx is a ruthless gangster (And not the fun Passione type of gangster) who murdered Hermes's sister Gloria for reasons that amounted to Hermes simply being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Despite having been caught committing murder, his sentence manages to be reduced to a measly 5 years under charges of tax evasion and assault, so Hermes decides to take matters into her own hands and kill him herself. In a series first, she actually manages to ambush and kill him before he has a chance to fight back, but soon discovers his stand '''Limp Bizkit''' (Or ''Flaccid Pancake'' in some localisations) has the ability to spawn ''invisible zombies'' from nearby corpses, which attack and eat anything alive in their vicinity. Maxx becomes a zombie himself and manages to chomp away at Jolyne, Hermes, and F.F several times until he is pummeled to dust by Kiss. 

*'''Guccio''': Boy, Bucciarati did not age well, did he? Jokes aside, this weird, scrawny man never fights Jolyne and the others directly, instead being used by Pucci to activate '''Survivor''' within the maximum security ward. The stand itself doesn't do much other than spread a weak electric shock of 0.07 volts, but those volts are enough to radically [[RAGE|increase aggression]] while removing pain and fear, escalating a disagreement or slightly aggravating mistake into a [[RIP AND TEAR|gory, animalistic brawl.]] After turning the maximum security ward into an average [[/v/]] board, Guccio mostly stays out of sight to wait for the conflict to blow over until Anasui finds him and turns him into a human beartrap with Diver Down by inverting his ribcage. Later on, Pucci finds his corpse and turns him into his personal boombox to play Georg Friedrich Händel's ''Messiah''. If you've gotten this far into the series, this should sound pretty normal by now.

*'''Viviano Westwood''': Not actually an inmate but a security guard driven ballistic by the effects of Survivor. He's also an anomaly in the Jojo series as one of the few people to actually wear normal clothing. After beating a bootleg Giorno Giovanna into a pulp, he releases all the prisoners in the MSW to start a "fight club" and picks Jolyne as his next target. The two engage in hand-to-hand combat, something that doesn't go too well for Jolyne as Westwood is trained as a prison guard to subdue unruly prisoners. Furthermore, Whitesnake gave Viviano '''Planet Waves''' at some point earlier in the story, which causes meteors to fly towards him from orbit and burn up before making contact, blowing chunks out of anything or anyone that happens to be in the way. This ability, the effects of Survivor and Westwood's training make this fight brutal for Jolyne, to the point where '''''TEARING WESTWOOD'S FUCKING TOENAIL OFF''''' isn't enough to stop him. Aside from making you question Japan's standards for kids' entertainment, the fight ends with Jolyne hitting the prison guard with the force of his own meteors by wrapping his boot around one of the meteors, causing it to continue flying even after the meteor burns away. The fight leaves Jolyne critically injured, which becomes a problem when the next stand user shows up right away.

*'''Kenzo''': A sprightly 78-year-old man and ex-cult leader who lost his power and reputation after surviving a mass suicide. (Though he doesn't exactly make a good job maintaining it when he proudly promotes urine therapy.) He then spent the majority of his prison life perfecting the art of Feng Shui assassination, [[Derp|a one-time concept which takes half of the fight being explained.]] The other half has Foo Fighters perform all kinds of acrobatic shit against Kenzo, who uses his stand '''Dragon's Dream''' like a compass to pinpoint the lucky and unlucky directions of Feng Shui in order to trigger a coincidental series of events that lead up to gruesome accidents, similar to Final Destination. F.F manages to barely survive thanks to their inhuman composition and the fact that Dragon's Dream is a neutral stand that helps F.F and even back sasses Kenzo until he misinterprets his lucky direction and gets fried by an electric chair. Kenzo ''[[wat|somehow survives this]]'' (Maybe that urine therapy actually works?) and makes a desperate dash towards Jolyne. Before he can successfully pull off his assassination, however, Anasui intervenes and uses Diver Down to obliterate his legs and reform them into springs, causing him to bounce helplessly out of commission. A good time for a reminder that Anasui's supposed to be one of the good guys.

*'''D an' G''': Technically the penultimate boss of the Maximum Security Ward arc before Pucci, though we see more of his automatic stand '''Yo-Yo Ma''' than we actually see him. After seemingly being built up as this smart, calculating badass, he ends up as the victim of Anasui's ribcage trap and starts blubbering like a baby over his now-shredded arm (AKA having one of the only normal reactions to injury in this goddamn series). He spends the rest of his screentime being taken into intensive care while his stand attempts to discreetly assassinate Jolyne and Anasui while [[JUST AS PLANNED|feigning sycophantic servitude.]] This almost works as Anasui is too busy trying to get a kissy from Jolyne, but he is eventually incapacitated by his brain getting rewired into a frog's, and dies for good once F.F [[BLAM]]s his user, whose last thoughts were probably "DanG."

*'''The Green Baby''': A homunculus created from the clusterfuck of violence that went down in the security ward. It doesn't directly attack Jolyne and Anasui due to being an actual baby, but its automatic stand '''Green, Green Grass Of Home''' poses more than enough trouble to the duo due to its ability to shrink anyone moving towards the grassy gremlin until they grow microscopic. Fortunately, the effect is nullified by anything the cabbage child touches or finds interest in, which Anasui exploits by knocking a bottle that they're in towards it. It's unknown whether the baby would've been a Jobro or become a leafier Dio, as Pucci recites the holy words to have the baby [[Flesh Tearers|gobble up his arm]] (To which he is ecstatic, of course) and merge with him to create '''C-Moon.'''

*'''Miuccia "Miumiu" Miuller''': Like Viviano above, not actually an inmate but Green Dolphin's head of security. She's tasked by Pucci with preventing the inmates from escaping, a job that must account for the fact that several of the prisoners are dangerous Stand users. So her Stand, '''Jail House Lock''', prevents those affected from remembering more than three new pieces of information at a time or focusing on more than three tasks, erasing the first memory every time they try to remember a fourth. As you might have already guessed, that is a huge pain to deal with. Furthermore, the longer those affected keep looping, the more it erodes their capability to remember what they're trying to do until they give up completely. She also pretends to be an inmate to mess with her targets and taunt them. Jolyne eventually manages to beat her with Emporio's help, and the gang escapes Green Dolphin afterwards to pursue Pucci.

=====Dio's Bastards=====
Note that this is actually meant literally. They're bastards too, though.

'''Ungalo''': An hedonistic, flat-faced loser who inherited Dio's cruelty and hatred of the world. His stand is '''Bohemian Rhapsody''', a phenomenon that causes copyright-friendly (but not visually friendly) versions of fictional characters who live out their stories in the real world. Given the types of stories that exist, this is already [[Warhammer 40k|bad]]. [[FATAL|VERY]], [[Xeelee Sequence|VERY]] [[Chris-Chan|BAD]]. But it gets worse when someone interacts with these characters, as it forces them to play the role of the character they most relate to, including the events leading up to their death. This effect can even include historical figures, as Weather was attacked by Vincent Van Gogh and nearly died like he did. Weather eventually manages to counter this ability by creating '''Put-Back''' his own [[Mary Sue|overpowered OC]], who sucks up all the fictional characters roaming around, causing the effect to disappear alongside Ungalo's [[Star Wars|will to live.]]

'''<U style="font-size:14pt">IT CANNOT BE OVERSTATED HOW TERRIFYING THIS ABILITY IS. IMAGINE IF CHRIS-CHAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON AND ACTUALLY MAKES THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE HAPPEN.</U>'''

Seriously, its range and effect was GLOBAL. In the short time he used it, Ungalo probably killed more people than every other Stand user in the series combined (not including when the world was cosmically retconned, of course).

'''Rikiel:''' A MAN WEARING A DEAD ANIMAL. Initially a meek child, he took a level in badass after receiving the stand '''Sky High''', which looks like a cheap and shitty children's toy but grants Rikiel the ability to control cryptids known as '''rods''' that feed off body heat.  This causes all kinds of lovely things to happen to Jolyne, Emporio and Hermes, including forcing eyelids to close, controlling muscle movement by taking away heat, and pissing blood. Inherited Dio's resolve and determination, and probably the closest equivalent to Giorno, though his stand is ironically the only one out of Dio's children not tied to fate.

'''Donatello Versus:''' Not a ninja turtle, but a literal (and figurative) dickhead who inherited Dio's ruthlessness and tendency to be an asshole. '''Under World''' is the name of his stand, and allows him to recreate memories of people, minerals and events that happened in Florida by digging them up from the ground. If someone gets caught in the event being replayed, they are forced to experience everything that occurred within the memory, including the impact from a plane crash. As previously mentioned, he's not exactly a pleasant fellow, as he repeatedly tells Pucci to "shut the fuck up" in response to advice that he perceives as backseat gaming, and later returns Weather Report's memory disk to him, endangering the entire planet and indirectly killing Weather [[That Guy|just for a chance to obtain heaven for himself.]] After escaping an initial defeat, Donatello searches for Jotaro's memory disc and discovers it on Emporio's person after [[/d/|taking off his clothes and making some seriously concerning faces.]] He ultimately dies unceremoniously when Pucci disguises him as himself with Whitesnake in order to cover his escape.
He's named after both Gianni Versace's daughter Donatella and one of his brand's diffusion lines, Versus.