Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==Chainsaws are underpowered in horror movies==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Jason" bullshit that's going on in horror movies right now. Chainsaws deserve much better than this. Much, much better than this.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself bought a genuine chainsaw at the hardware store for $150 Australian (that's about $250 American) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I even got paid well starring as a B-movie serial killer with my chainsaw.

Automated factory machines spend days manufacturing a single chainsaw component and assembling millions of it together to produce the finest logging tool known to mankind.

Chainsaws are thrice as choppy as machetes and thrice as fun for that matter too. Any helpless teenager a machete can chop in half, a chainsaw can saw in half better. I'm pretty sure a chainsaw could easily seal the fate of any helpless teenager with a simple slow stroll.

Ever wonder why helpless teenagers never survive a horror movie? Because it would ruin the plot. But even if it didn't, they would be too scared to fight Leatherface and his chainsaw of destruction. Even when the helpless teenagers had meat cleavers and a van, they'd run away screaming from Leatherface anyway because his chainsawing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Chainsaws are simply the best murder weapon that horror movies have ever seen, and thus, require better chopping power. Here is the stat block I propose:

(Masterwork Murder Weapon) Automatically hits teenagers, even in vans; grants automatic R-18+ rating.

tl;dr = Chainsaws needs to be more effective in horror movies, see my new stat block.