Editing Ork (section)

==Reasons it Rokks to be an Ork==
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z gotz a shiney new 8th ork-dition Codex-fingy, an dis time it's tourny-viable!
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z da biggest an' da strongest.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z made fer fightin' an' winnin'.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z got more boyz dan anyone else.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>All an ork eva wantz to do fo'eva iz to keep fightin', winnin', an' lootin'.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Dem mekboyz can loot anyfing an I mean [[Looted_Emperor|ANYFING]]!!
++''{{BLAM| Previous record has been made of note to Ordo Xenos for immediate actions to be taken. The Emperor Protects}}''++

<span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Ummm, wot woz dat? Zog, I've lost count of da resuns for being an Ork!
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z already know everythin' wotz wort' learnin'.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z da 2nd least [[grimdark]] race in da galaxy. BUT DA BEZT GREENDARK hur hur hur!
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Da painboyz can fix ya up right'n proppa, even if yer bloody 'ead'z chopped off.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z got da shiniest bitz, or we'z 'bout to krump da git dat does.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>The longa ya fite, the bigga and stronga ya get.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Teef's legal tenda. Punchin' sum git in da face getz youz a day'z meal.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>All ya ave' tah worry 'bout is: foighin, lootin, speedin, sneakin, or mukin round wif sum technical gubbins ats' wots' used for foighin, lootin, speedin or sneakin. Da grots do da rest.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>If da mekboy can finks it, he can build it.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>An' if he sayz it workz, he's roight.</span> 
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>We'z da orkz an' dey iz not.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Dem 'umiez and marine boyz screamin' "FER DA EMPRER", an dem spikey boys yellin' "BLOOD FO' DA BLOOD GOD!" is nofin' kompared to "WAAAAAAAAAGH!"
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Da red wunz will '''alwayz''' go fasta.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Purple iz da sneekiest culla.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Yello' iz da 'splodiest culla.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Blu iz da lukiest culla.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Green iz da orkiest culla.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>I haz a hole in me chest an' a choppa stuck to me leg? Didn' notice it while I wuz krumpin dem spiky boyz.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Unlike dem 'umiez, greyskins, an' panzees, anyone can be a warboss usin' nofin' more den a choppa an' a litl bit o' dakka.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Even if all da boyz get krump'd, we'z still win. Da only way da gits can zog us off is by [[Exterminatus|dakkain' da 'ole bludy planet]].
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>You'z can trade in yer dakka fer moah choppa, or vice versah, and you iz still Orky enuff.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>You'z kan build an army of serial [[METAL BOXES|bawkses]] an' duk' tape an' maybe a bit o' spikez an' bitz and still look reel smart an' orky.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Rolling a double six with Shokk Attack Gun.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Some Git shootz 90% of Your squad, but the Nob smackz one boy on the 'ead and everybody iz doing good.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> You'z kan legally talk like a <s> retard</s> proppa ard' git.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Giving da boyz a frying pan on the 'ead and a fender on the shoulda makes dem 'arder.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Putting dem in a fridge makez dem mega'ard.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> You'z kan yooz every armiez gunz, but nun kan yooz yorz…‘cept dem [[Armageddon Ork Hunters|armygeddun]] ork ‘unters.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> If you die you get proppa afterlife wiz lotta fighnin' an' booze, instead of being raped by laffin' daemons for eternity.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Youz don't havta Hate everfink dat's not a Ork.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> You WILL die of larfin' if You play orkz.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Eiff Edishun iz da horde edishun! We'z can field more boyz dan dem 'humies or bug fingies!
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> No matta wot 'appens to da rezt of da galaxy, be it spikey boyz winning, Da 'umiez conkaring all da planetz, da Eldar succezzfully rezurrecting their godz, or da God-Emporer stepping down from 'is potty, you ztill 'ave a 99.99999% chance of surviving in zome capacity. There are Orks living in da Warp for Gorks sake.
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Wez da kannon winnaz of Soulstorm! Dat meanz we krumped dem 'undred baneblade fingys!
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Gorgutz WANTS DAT STIK!!! 
# <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> Lastly, an' most importantly, da mane reezun it rokkz ta be an Ork iz dis: 
<span style='color:green;font-size:175%'>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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