Editing Angry Marines (section)

= Things the Angry Marines wish for =

There are some things the Angry Marines desire to happen, and if they did, it would make them slightly less angry, but nowhere nearly enough to make them less destructive. These include:

* A good [[Warhammer Fantasy]] RTS that approaches Dawn of War's quality <s>(heads up, the guys behind Total War are apparently heading up something that looks promising)</s> FUCK THAT! THOSE INEPT COCKSUCKING DICKWITS AT SEGA WENT AND MADE CHAOS A FUCKING DLC PREORDER BONUS! NOT THAT ANYBODY'S DUMB ENOUGH TO PLAY CHAOS, IT JUST SETS A POOR CUNTING PRECEDENT {{Blam|That is heretical nonsense, only Chaos worshippers like that nonsense}}

* A [[Doom]] movie made in the style of the doom comic, preferably with Bruce Campbell as the Doom Marine (Groovy!)

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig song dedicated to Honorary Angry Marine, Doom Guy]

* <s>Better endings for Mass Effect 3, preferably restoring Drew Karpyshyn's original Dark Energy ending</s>. The Extended Ending made them a bit less angry, then the skubstorm known as Mass Effect: Andromeda made them angrier than ever, cancelling this out.

* A good [[Dungeons and Dragons]] movie

* All loyalists, especially them, being upgraded Power Fists to Chainfists for free.

* [[Samus]], she who ruins worlds every time of month (or every time Space pirates show up, Emperor help the Piratical Xeno who meets her during her time of the month) is an inspiration to Angry marines everywhere.

* Warhammer, both versions, story actually going somewhere and not being stuck in status quo. [[The End Times]] is good progress on that...until [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|the Chaos Gods raped the world]] and then [[Age of Sigmar]] happened. At least 40k managed well [[Great Rift|on that]], but then, [[Primaris Space Marines|numarines]]...

* A Warhammer 40K space shooter flight sim game. This kinda happened with Aeronautica Imperialis: Flight Command and may happen with Dakka Squadron depending on how it is made.

* Being a canon chapter.
**Although they’ll accept a printed copy of their codex, scrolling through rules mid battle on your phone make the Angry Marines very Angry.

* Having [[Anime|cabbits]] as pets, and the cabbits knowing how to turn into battle barges. 
 
* To beat the shit out of all Squat and non-Squat players

* The executives at [[Games Workshop]]'s heads all mounted on sticks

* Neither of these, actually. BECAUSE ANGRY MARINES ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL CHAPTER, FAGGOT!

*The head of anyone who’s a dick for no good reason, as being a dick for no good reason is tzeentch worship and therefore HERESEY!!!
**Although overly Angry and aggressive, the Angry Marines would actually be a beacon of hope for the Imperium as they actually give a shit about people (not using people for target practice or guardsmen as human shields), which means that (ironically) they’re one of the least grimdark parts of 40k.
*Matt Ward to retire and never return. BECAUSE THAT GUY IS GARBAGE, PITSNIFFERS!!

*Yet more Space Marine models of all kinds to be released at the expense of other factions, aka BUSINESS AS FUCKING USUAL, TOSSERS!

*A 40k VR game that let's you punch Xeno pussies in the face IN 3D!
**This one might in the works in Battle Sister, an Oculus game controlling the furious Bolter Bitches. The quality of the final product is unknown