Editing Tiny Hammer (section)

==Clean Marine==
I woke up this morning with three things on my mind 1. take a piss 2.a shower 3.get some food.
But instead I wake up to a fucking ARMY in my room! I look at my floor and there are hundreds of little people with green armor on and they have guns!! "whaaa the fu-" "'''FIRE'''!" a tiny voice roars. then as I set there like a dumbass as ''thousands'' of red lines of light and yellow tracers hit me in the arms, legs, chest, and head. "'''OWWW FUCK'''!" I roar. I duck down under my blanket but the tracers rip through it and the red beams burn my covers. As I'm huddled in a ball thinking what to do next... "'''HOLD YOUR FIRE'''!" the little voice barks the barrage stops.... "'''XENOS SURRENDER NOW AND WE WON'T KILL YOU'''!" I pause... "o-OK I'm coming out don't shoot!" I move the blanket aside and look down.... and I see again the thousands of little people in green fatigues and body armor but this time they have several tanks with them!! One of the tanks is a bit smaller than a my XBOX 360. all of it's guns turn on me including it's main gun I suppose cause it's the biggest gun on it! I raise my arms "I surrender!" I watch in awe as every one on the floor begins to cheer! the languge is English but it's accent is ''very'' strange... "'''STOP'''!" the first voice speaks again. "'''XENOS IDENTIFY YOURSELF'''!"  I reply m-My name is Greg Marks" there is no reply for some time...
then as if by magic the voice speaks again, "'''HOW IS IT XENOS THAT,YOU HAVE A TERRAN NAME'''!"
"Huh?" I reply. "'''ANSWER ME'''!" the voice roars I think ''terran''... ''oh earth is called terra''! I say "we're on Terra right now!" "'''IMPOSSIBLE! THIS PLANET IS TOO UNDERDEVELOPED TO BE HOLY TERRA'''!" "I will NOT be called a liar by a little person, who wakes a man by shooting him in his bed!" the voice pauses then replys "'''ALL RIGHT XENOS, WE WILL TEST YOUR DNA TO SEE WHO IS FALSE'''!" "'''DON'T MOVE OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE'''!" I keep my arms up... all of a sudden a soldier with a medical symbol climes on my bed with a first aid kit, he is escorted by two others armed with what appears to be a rocket launcher... a tiny voice shouts "hold out your hand"
I do so ''very'' slowly... I point at him very well aware that every tiny gun is locked on my head... the medic sticks me with a needle and motions to raise my arms again... the thing he stuck with makes a chime and he stares at it with an expression of... confusion? the three solders climb down... I can see the medic sprint to the huge tank... a hatch pops open and a dude with to biggest fucking hat I've every seen in my life pops his head out... I can hear some of the conversation.. "Impossible!" the big hat is yelling "his DNA can't be more pure than mine!" "But it's true he is pure terran." the medic replies. the big hat has a look of .. fear? he looks at me a yells "'''XENOS WHAT YEAR IS IT'''?" "2010" "WHAT MELLENA?" "The Second" I reply back.... I look  at the people they... they are in shock! "'''W-WW WHAT'''!?!" "'''HOW CAN THIS BE'''?! the little dudes on the floor are on their knees praying?... "'''OH THRONE'''"
"'''OH FUCK'''!" 'Whats the big deal?" is my response the dude in the big hat looks at me and says "We are from the year 40,971, we are a division of Cadian 1st of the Imperial Guard. We were on Cadia repelling a assault by the foul armies of Chaos..." He paused "Then we were hit by a bright light then we were here." "Holy shit" I reply back.. The dude in the hat gets a look of rage on his face "Don't blaspheme you fucking heretic!" "Sorry didn't mean to!" is my quick response. His face calms instantly "I'm sorry the God-Emperor has not revealed him self yet so I can't execute you for heresy"... "God-Emperor?" I ask the little man gets a look on his face of joy as he explains the world he came from and the man they worship, and how the Imperium as human controlled space is called is always at war with someone or something. He tells me about the battle that led him here, as his unit was mopping up Chaos stragglers a white light hit them here and his finishes his story. "Damn In the Far Future there is only War." "Yes Indeed there is....