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=== Balance - Tres Horny Boys === [[File:TAZ2.jpg|right|thumb|400px|The PCs as they appear in the graphic novel.]] Three adventurers from different parts of Faerun meet on Craigslist, and by far the most popular of any of the TAZ characters. All of them together receive the most fanart. Three adventurers asked to clear out a cave get roped into saving the world by collecting seven grand artifacts that are literal avatars of a certain kind of magic by a secretive organization. Also some secret stuff for later, but that's spoilers. * '''Magnus Burnsides:''' Travis' character. A Human Battle-Master Fighter. Previously lived in a town of crafters named Raven's Roost, picking up a skill of carpentry, and eventually led a revolution against Raven's Roost's corrupt governor; Kalen. He eventually hooked up with a girl and things were fine for the most part, until Kalen came back, blew up most of the infrastructure as well as his girlfriend. Since then, he's basically been your typical human fighter: dumb as a post, good to a fault, rushes in at literally every opportunity, and has a deep love of animals. Your bog-standard hero in most respects, but a damn good one most of the time and honestly gets the nicest ending out of all of the PCs; dying surrounded by friends, and reuniting with his girlfriend in the afterlife. * '''Taako:''' Justin's character. An Elf Transmuter Wizard. An egotistical, almost amoral dipshit/ex-cooking show host (they say he's "From TV", but he's basically a popular road show in-fiction.) who grew up on the streets, basically becoming the cook for a circus troupe before he could self-teach himself magic to spice up his performance. His actual character motivation is to create the perfect delivery method of corn, salsa, ground meat, lettuce, and cheese (AKA: a taco. It's a comedy series.). He's by far the most acceptant of the murderhobo lifestyle, and is usually known for accidentally coming up with good ideas during combat. He has a secret sister he was basically mindwiped to forget. By FAR the most popular character due to A) being in a gay relationship with death, and B) for being generally either the funniest or the most easy to mock character on the show. Is usually shown with dark skin in fanart, but the brothers decided to avoid getting dinged with the cancel card by making the biggest murderhobo in the entire campaign a mexican and made him blue in the graphic novel, effectively pleasing nobody, even if it's actually a pretty smart homage to the Ralph Bakshi elves from his version of LOTR. * '''Merle Highchurch:''' Clint's Character. A Dwarf Nature Cleric, dedicated to the god Pan. Loves casting Zone of Truth a half-dozen times even when it wouldn't matter. Previously living on the beach with a wife he didn't love from a marriage he was arranged into, he went out for cigarettes one day and never came back, turning to adventuring. While he is in every way a deadbeat dad, he's usually the most willing to try and talk his way out of problems, which culminates in him having a series of chess games with the big bad eldritch thing, giving it a weird sense of humanity. Still is in touch with his kids, loses an eye and an arm, and eventually starts a summer camp to train adventurers. All in all, a pretty cool guy.
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