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==Creator== Many neckbeards and fa/tg/irls may ask themselves: who the fuck created this mess? The creator is a lesser-known (thank the [[Emperor]]) racist priest (not that that counts for much because his cult [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity_(religion)#Ministers| will ordain basically anyone who wants it]) of an obscure white supremacist cult calling itself the "Creativity Movement", which just ''happens'' to have the idea of a "Racial Holy War" as a part of its doctrines, and even uses the same abbreviation of "RaHoWa" for it (hence the ranting about the Holy Book of Creativity, their equivalent of the Bible). Said priest is a "game" creator and raving imbecile known as Reverend Kenneth Molyneux. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Molyneux No relation to the ''other'' white supremacist Molyneux], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Molyneux or another Molyneux with game ideas that don't work]. His "works", if you can even call it that, consist of RaHoWa, a shitty blog, and his hilariously exaggerated to the point of vomit-inducement white supremacy fapfic known as [[Imperium of Man|"White Empire"]], which features a [[Mary Sue|Gary Stu self-insert]], wannabe Punisher, and Tom-Cruise-in-Top-Gun-ripoff known as "John Granger". Granger neutron bombs simple African villages, wasting enormous resources to blow up a bunch of tribals in loincloths. Then he dies along with his girlfriend to a Jewish suicide bomber(???), his friend tries to avenge them by infiltrating an underground race-mixing disco, and fails spectacularly: [[FAIL|even his Gary Stu insert fails to prevent more deaths and suddenly quits the intelligence agency he just was vetted and taken in a single mission]]. Then he joins the extermination of the Chinese in an Asian campaign and kills some Jewish nuclear combat engineers on the Asian side when the panic detonation fails due to some "Drakion energy field generator made by white science stopping any nuclear detonation in its vicinity". The story then ends abruptly as the next generation of children go around LARP'ing King Arthur's knights and the world celebrates victory. And the capital city of the empire is... Klassengrad. Yes, as in Russian; the author is naming the city after Ben Klassen (see below), who was a Ukrainian escapee from the mainly-Russian Red Terror. You know, someone who would not exactly be liked at ''all'' by 1940s Nazis, but we get ahead of ourselves here. Oh, also men of the White Empire are [[Elf|vegan, eat fruits, raw vegetables and nuts]], [[Gay Purple Man|work out like fuck, admire each other's manly skills and muscles and assets]], while women are in the back as childmakers. Make of that what you will. ===The Creativity Movement=== Molyneux's cult is, if anything, at least as bonkers as Molyneux himself. Founded by Ukrainian immigrant and former Florida state legislator Ben Klassen as the Church of the Creator (later the World Church of the Creator), it distinguished itself from the average hate group by disavowing Christianity as [[Wat|being invented by the Jews to oppress white people]], and generally made a nuisance of itself in the small North Carolina town it established itself in. Following Klassen's suicide (to avoid a lawsuit brought on by the family of a black Gulf War veteran murdered by one of his followers) and several further lawsuits, the World Church of the Creator's new leader Matt Hale quickly got himself embroiled in a lawsuit with an actual church over the organization's name - [[Lulz|which it lost]] ([[Derp|Hale proceeded to blame this on the judge having a Jewish husband and two biracial grandchildren]]). In a stunning show of bad judgment, Hale then attempted to solicit the murder of the judge presiding over the lawsuit, only to be arrested when his chief of security was revealed to be an undercover FBI informant, and sentenced to 40 years in the Florence, Colorado Supermax prison. Said prison is infamous for holding folks like the Unabomber, El Chapo Guzman, terrorists of all creeds, inmates who escape repeatedly, mob bosses, drug lords, serial killers, prisoners who murdered in prison, traitors against the United States, pedos, cult leaders, pedo cult leaders and assorted other worst of the worst for whom the 23-hour solitary confinement every day seems to be too light of a sentence. The feds had been keeping a close eye on him ever since one of his top subordinates went on a racially-motivated shooting rampage in 1999 and linked the group to several other murders and attempted bombings. You might be wondering what the details of this religion they invented for themselves might be. Well, it's basically "White people are the most creative race, which somehow means that the others don't deserve to live". Yes, that's literally it. No gods, no metaphysics, no myths, no nothing. And yet they have the nerve to try and pass this singular idea off as a fully-fledged religion. Say what you will about Scientology, at least it has an actual fleshed-out dogma.
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