Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===Aladdin: Friend Like Me===

Tzeentch:

Well the Emperor had them twenty legions

Eldrad had a thousand plots

But Horus you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never stops

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ways to really up your odds

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is ask us Gods

And we'll say

Well Mister Horus, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let us take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had no friends like these

No no no


Nurgle:

Life is your restaurant

And we're your maitre d's

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had no friends like these


Slaanesh:

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss,

The Emps, A GOD

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Warp Power, huh?


Khorne:
Burn some of planet "A"

Burn ALL of planet "B"


Tzeentch:
We're in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had no friends like these

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go, poof?

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the Loyalists disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got us bona fide, certified

You got us Chaos Gods for your chare d'affaires

We got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh

Well Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three

We're on the job, you big nabob


Nurgle:
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


Khorne:
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


Slaanesh:
You ain't never had a friend like me


Tzeentch:
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!