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===The Usurpation and the Immaculate Order=== Eventually, though, the Solars got bored and jaded and full of themselves. “We killed the Primordials and made all this cool stuff. Everything we do must therefore be right. Let's run amok!” And so they did. “This sucks,” said the Sidereals, whose job it is to make sure that the Loom of Fate, which is sort of the engine that runs Creation, doesn't crash. “At the rate they're going, they're gonna wreck Creation. Let's kill them and take their stuff!” “Hey, we need your help,” the bronze faction Sidereals (lead by Chejop Kejak) said to the Dragon-Blooded, who were the least awesome and powerful but most numerous of the Exalted (cause theirs is hereditary), who acted as lieutenants and aides and local governors and such. Secretaries, too. “Your asshole Solar bosses are gonna wreck the world. Can you help us kill them?” “Figures they'd end up doing something like that. Sure, we'll help,” said the Dragon-Blooded. “Come to our big dinner banquet!” said the Dragon-Blooded to the Solars. Then, when the Solars arrived, the bronze faction Sidreals blew the place up, and trapped the Solar's Essence Shards in a magic cage so that no more Solars could be created. “Yay it worked! Now we'll erase all evidence of our existence and run the world from behind the scenes, while the Dragon-Blooded can do the dirty work!” said the Sidereals, thus proving themselves to be the only people in the setting with basic pattern recognition. Meanwhile, those Neverborn guys caught 13 of the dead Solar's ghosts on the way down into the Underworld. “Work for us,” they said, “and we'll give you incredible power, like what you had when you were alive!” “What's the catch?” asked the ex-Solar ghosts. “Well, you have to be our slaves and try to make everything, everywhere, die forever.” “Deal! Let's get cracking!” And so the Deathlords were created, super-powerful ghosts who want the world to die. Back in Creation, the Dragon-Blooded had a conundrum. "Hey, what the hell, guys?" The people said. "Those Solar and Lunar guys were fucking awesome! Why the hell did you kill them?" "Um, well, you see..." and the Sidereals jumped to there rescue and whispered in to there ears what to tell the people. The Dragon-Blooded said as the Sidereals came up with a solution. Eventually, one of them said, "...because they were DEMONS possessing mortals! Yeah, Yeah, that's the ticket!" And so the Immaculate Order was invented, a religion that almost everyone in the Realm follows, which paints all Celestial Exalted as evil "Anathema", demons that possess awesome people and turn them into cunning evil monsters. Which, to be fair, is technically true. Wyld Hunts (think modern special forces with magitech in a mostly standard fantasy setting) are sent out to kill Celestials and keep the status quo all status quo-y.
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