Editing Eragon (section)

==The Story==
Eragon joins the Varden in their fight against the empire, ruled by the evil King Galbatorix, while learning what it means to be a Rider and their past.

He learns how to read and write, becomes an unstoppable swordsman and even begins to learn magic. All the while growing closer to his Dragon Saphira ''(which is pretty much the only original thing about the story)'' . Saphira is supposed to be wise, but often acts like a dumb teenage girl, which by the standards of her species she is.  Get this... on meeting the only other non-Chaotic Evil dragon in this setting and being like "wanna fuck?" and he's like "no, I'm too old and your teacher", the result is a "how dare you reject me" angry scorned dragon-fight.  

Describing the main events of the first two books is basically retelling Star Wars episodes 4 and 5.

There was also an exceedingly shitty movie and video game based off of the series made in 2006. Fortunately for all concerned, a sequel is impossible due to how badly 20th Century Fox fucked up the progression.

In book two he lives among the elves for awhile, meeting the rider Oromis and his dragon Glaedr, training under them. He struggles to overcome the crippling injury dealt to him at the end of the first book, which doubles as a curse, causing him random bouts of extreme pain. He is transformed into a half-elf near the end of the book, ridding him of the injury/curse, while giving him elf abilities. He leaves his training in elf land prematurely to aid the rebels, only to be met by Murtagh with his own dragon who's been magically enslaved by Galbatorix. Eragon is defeated and learns that his father is ''(supposedly)'' Murtagh's father, who was evil, making them brothers ''(this is later proven false as Brom was his father, who fell in love with Murtagh's mom)'' . He then steals Eragon's sword which used to belong to Murtagh's dad ''(though that was known since the first book)'' .

He also has a cousin, [[Sigmar|Roran, who cannot use magic, has a manly beard, and fights with a hammer]].

Third book is a massive improvement ''(which isn't hard to do)'' and had a drunk aging elf blacksmith who bitches about how her fellow elves have become huge dicks, that's cool. Also has Eragon strangle an unarmed solder to death as he tries to run away and beg for his life. Continuing with the trend of ripping off Star Wars he gets a lightsaber. Okay, not really, just a blue sword, that can ignite in blue flames, big difference.

The fourth book has the most originality while also cranking up the Mary Sue meter for Eragon.

'''SPOILERS'''

The main villain is defeated with a fuck-you spell akin to the Ghost Rider's penance stare to get around his otherwise unbreakable magical protection, and his dragon is killed with an anti-dragon spear that almost literally fell into the heroes' laps. 
Then Eragon learns the true name of the magical language that the villain had discovered after spending all his efforts during the last however many years ''(a.k.a. ever since he fully came to power)'' researching, and that gave him ''(and now Eragon too)'' the ability to rewrite the laws of magic and physics. Then it suddenly hits him how OP he is so he leaves the entire continent behind after having pseudo mind-sex with Arya.


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