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==Dark Elves trolling== Ever since the sundering, Alith Anar and his warriors have done nothing but fucking with Dark Elves, killing trespassers and being total loners among High Elves. One could say it is thanks to him that Dark Elves' are having trouble invading after the embarrassing atrocity that is the [[War of the Beard|war of the beard or whatever vengeance those hairy short footer like to call it]] which gravely weakened the High Elves military so much that they had to make up for the lack of power by conscripting almost every Elven civilians on [[Ulthuan]]. What's important is how Alith Anar is so good at trolling the Dark Elves that it made Loec the trickster god, to watch the ever living shit out of his every actions. Here's a list of things every High Elves should learn from him: * Repeatedly disguising their warriors as Dark Elves to terrorize their armies and already chaotic capital city without giving a shit about its assassins, witch elves, monsters and sorcerers. * Disguise himself to infiltrate one of Malekith's orgy parties, where he danced with Morathi (without her recognizing him) and stole both the Stone of Midnight (Aenarion's wedding gift to Morathi) and the High Prince's crown of Nagarythe (that Malekith took with him and was later renamed the Shadow Crown). * When he found out Malekith was the bad guy, he essentially spat in his face and used the crown's time-stop ability (more on that below) to escape. * Tricked the Witch Elves pursuing him into killing themselves by mixing poison into their berserker potions. * After the Battle of Griffon Pass, he captured seven hundred Dark Elves and had them nailed high upon the white cliffs overlooking the narrow valley, where they hung until they died, and then their corpses hung for years afterwards until their flesh rotted and their bones tumbled into piles beside the road. * Make other Dark Elves so afraid of uttering his name that not even Malekith is safe from this.
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