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== Jubblowski ==
[[Image:1484956495938.jpg|thumb|Revered Mother Jubblowski in Vostroyan courtly attire.]]
 - Human born on Cadia
 - Born during intervals of "peace" between Black Crusades
 - Assigned to backwater agri-world to defeat resurgency orks
 - After war stayed on to help garrison and help with the training of a new PDF
 - Always upset at her own figure being politely described as "boyish"
 - prayed to Isha
 - over next few days grows epic rack
 - officially it's a miracle. Eldar protest at her being on the front lines as she is now one of their religious icons
 - Imperium can't take her off of duty for religious reasons as this would set a bad precedent 
 - transferred to commissariat. Tasked with making recruitment posters, "moral improving reading material" and the background for official issue calendars
 - becomes pregnant with the child of ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ of the Vanus Temple assassins.
 - starts to have extremely accurate prophetic dreams as her condition brings her closer to the Isherite ideal
 - transferred to Inquisitorial jurisdiction primarily but remains on loan to commissariat
 - at completion of pregnancy visions stop. Inquisition deems it imperative that she regain her precognitive capabilities
 - Adeptus Biologicus magi assigned to monitor her health at all times. Magi determines how often she may carry child without serious risk reguardless of the Inquisitons need for future knowledge.
 - Inquisition provide Jubblowski with the best rejuvenation drugs and treatments available to prolong her usefulness to Imperium
 - Due to new found fame as the Cadian Prophetess, Jubblowski starts to mingle with high society
 - Adopted by a Famulous order of the Adepta Sororitas and given the title of Venerated Mother
 - As she has to bear children to receive her visions it is deemed prudent that these children be the children of royalty so as to stabilize the genetic lines of prominent families and help keep imperial politics stable
 - Jubblowski gradually becomes the most sought after courtesan and concubine in the entire western half of Imperium. Continues to work for the Inquisition and Commissariat
 - Fringe religions on Tallarn start to include her in their scriptures
 - Face starts to appear on the coinage of Cadia
 - Jubblowski, although has very little official authority, becomes a very politically powerful woman, rivalling even sector governors. More than a hundred billion would die for her, they would certainly kill for her.
 - By 999M41 Sister Jubblowski is ~400 years old and has ~200 children, and has provided prophetic instruction to the Imperial Army and Inquisition that has saved the lives of countless billions.

Revered Mother Jubblowski was born in the year 589M41 to remarkably ordinary Cadian parents on the planet Cadia during a time of relative peace. She was born free of deformity or any evidence of corruption or ill health in a hospital in one of the deeper subterranean cities. She was raised from age three to four in a military crèche, from age four to age ten in basic education to determine aptitudes and interests and age ten to age fourteen in further education to take advantage of those aptitudes. She was found to be by her instructors and tutors extremely average for a Cadian and was mostly forgettable beyond her exceptional, for a non-psychic human, skill at eldar High Tongue. This was a result of the mess hall chef being originally of Ulthwé and she and her friends often went to him for advice.

Her conscription at age fourteen into regular military service was a day of great pride for her and her parents and siblings, of which she had many. She was assigned to the 474th “Righteous Hellions” Whiteshield regiment and mostly tasked with simple patrols and low priority guard duty as befitted the station and skills of near-children. Jubblowski took her first life at age fifteen during a suicide rampage of the damned. At age sixteen her regiment and many like it was transferred to Sarum to bolster the local military after a particularly gristly Nurglite invasion and subsequent contagion outbreaks. The 474th and it’s associated regiments were on alert for resurgent and zombie outbreaks that never arrived and the five years they spent there was extremely uneventful and mostly spent trying to train the local military to be less shit considering that Cadian purple-eyed teenagers could consistently match if not out perform their veteran soldiers.

Jubblowski had grown up to be tall and sturdily built and although by no means ugly could be mistaken for a young man in her off duty fatigues. This combined with developing feelings of inferiority caused by the seemingly glamorous looking locals and more aesthetically pleasingly formed fellow soldiers as well as no longer having the enigmatic eldar chef to turn to for guidance culminated in Jubblowski falling into a prolonged and dark mood. Eventually she reached out in prayer but in the High Tongue of the eldar and by some strange occurrence it was Isha that heard her. Maybe it was out of mischief or curiosity or maybe it was for a genuinely higher purpose but Isha poured upon Jubblowski her blessing generously.

Over the next few weeks her body bloomed into something striking. It was subtle at first, changes that could be attributed to breathing cleaner air or acclimatizing to the better diet of the local inhabitants. The following week the regimental psyker claimed that her could hear something that was not quite singing but not quite humming coming from the barracks but he couldn't identify the source. It was after the fourth adjustment to her fatigues in as many weeks and another request for a better fitting flack-jacket that things finally started to get noticed in an official capacity. At first her transformation was assumed to be the result of some sort of hormonal imbalance or possibly a mild mutation brought about by something in the new environment although all tests came back negative. It was at this point that she was identified as the source of the the strange humming-singing song that the regimental spoon bender could hear. This brought about suspicions of a much darker nature. This brought about the possibility that she was touched by the dark gods, a siren song to enthrall and a growing sensual, seductive form to beguile and tempt her fellow soldiers from virtue and duty. Sin was beautiful sometimes and temptation by it's nature was attractive and by means unnatural she now seemed both. She confessed to the company preacher that she had prayed for beauty but she had prayed to the Empress in her own tongue but the preacher as kindly as he could told her that another creature of eldar origin could all too easily of heard her prayers. A god known well on Cadia and a god well known for "blessing" those who came to it's attention. He told her that he didn't believe her twisted of soul or fallen from grace and he promised her, as kindly as he could, that she never would and that if salvation was not an option neither would be damnation.

Things would have gone very badly for Jubblowski had it not been for the arrival of a band of migrating exodites some two hundred strong following a Priestess of Isha dressed in wool and leather and bones. Reports of the next few days are unclear. Some say that the priestess and her followers mazed the minds of the Cadians unexpectedly, some say that they employed cunning misdirection and distraction, some say that there was an agreement reached. What is known is that by the end of the second day of their appearance there was a warhost of Aspect Warriors among the exodites and Jubblowski was somehow freed peacefully and not only that but stood with a circlet of flowers in her hair, in a makeshift robe hastily made from an large raincoat being instructed by the priestess to lay her hands upon the brow of those in her company who felt themselves worthy of benediction; the priestess apparently believing that Jubblowski was the destination of their pilgrimage, a living religious icon blessed by her goddess to show the faithful the worth and indisputable worth she placed in the alliance between her children and the short lived children of adoption. The exodites tried to give her offering gifts in the form of seasoned meat and sweet preserved fruits but she felt that she was unworthy of their devotion and generosity and returned their gifts with thanks.

With the possibility of Chaos corruption seemingly dispelled the officers of the 474th were then stuck with another problem. The eldar wished to take Jubblowski with them or at least have her removed from military service and placed out of harms way, such a thing was unthinkable to a Cadian and the officers, the entire regiment, the other regiments and Jubblowski herself were quite vocally unhappy about such an idea. On Cadia you were born in the army and one way or another you died in the army, so had it been for ten thousand years with the only exception being deserters and she was no deserter. Eventually a compromise of sorts was reached with a suggestion by the 474th Commissar who took her on as an unneeded secondary assistant and, as she was not subject to the Commissariat, had her officially transferred to the Commissariat branch at sub-sector command which was thankfully just one continent away and, with the lack of activity on this planet in general, quite safe. She would be safe there and would have a note in her file to prevent her getting deployed to any active war zone. This was seen as a fair compromise by the eldar on the condition that their people still be allowed to visit her.

And so it was that Jubblowski entered into the service of the Commissariat with absolutely no skills that would warrant such a placement and whose one notable ability was seemingly to cause flocks of eldar yokels to occasionally appear. It was not Jubblowski herself who first suggested that she might use her new body on official printed resources, it was a former commissar turned scribe with an interest in photography who had observed that she seemed short of something to do and she did have an astounding figure. Oddly her eldar visitors had no problem with this and just interpreted it as a form of primitive human veneration.

Jubblowski became something of a minor celebrity on Sarum in this time, her form appearing on calendars to postcards all advertising or encouraging joining the war effort in some capacity or another. The exact reason for an assassin of the Vanus Temple to be present on Sarum at that time is shrouded in more classification than can be dug through but ██████████████████████████████████████████████████, or ████████ as he preferred to be called, had seemingly been there for some time and was either merely still in training or was extremely good at covering his tracks as no record of his victims ever turned up. Of course the Vanus infocytes typically kill their targets via cornering them via statistics and "encouraging" an accident to happen before altering the records as needed to retroactively show that it was a pure accident and ensure that there are no footprints that need to be covered. Whether Jubblowski knew the exact nature of ████████ at the time or not is unknown all that is known is that they became lovers briefly before he was redeployed.

Some time into Not long after the departure of ████████ Jubblowski realized that she was carrying his child. Not long after that she started to have remarkably vivid and repeated dreams but thought nothing of it, such things were not unprecedented. In the offices of the Commissariat much news of far off places is routinely processed and it wasn't long at all before she started to see patterns in her dreams and the unfolding of events on nearby worlds. Consultation with the resident astropath confirmed it; her psychic signature had changed and her mind was actively reaching out somehow despite not being a psyker. At least not a conventional one.

During her pregnancy her figure again bloomed further into something that resembled an ideal of fecund femininity and as it did her visions of the future increased in intensity and regularity. It was at this time that she came to the attention of the Inquisition. The Inquisition, both dreaded and adored by honest folk across the galaxy, ever had a need for prophesy and glimpses of the future. It would be wrong to say that Jubblowski was conscripted into the Inquisition as she did go willingly but it would have been the case had she not. For Jubblowski's part there was no real possibility of resistance, she was a soldier of the Imperium, she was Cadian and in the Cadian cultural outlook the Inquisition (and to an extent every branch of the Imperial Government) is always seen in relation to and as a special branch of the Imperial Army. It was merely to her a transfer.

For her first few years Jubblowski was under the protection and in the employ of Inquisitor ███████████, strange figure of much controversy since his death, not least because although all agree he is quite definitely dead no two witnesses can agree how. The intentional destruction of all official records both hard and soft copy and the expunging of memories via Memetic timed contagion across an association vector has done nothing to help matters. Indeed the only person who would possibly know the events of those days and the would be Jubblowski who has maintained a vow of silence on the subject. Due to her perceived lack of cooperation she was not adopted by another Inquisitor, not even any of Inquisitor ███████████'s former students and associates, and was transferred to an Inquisitorial safe house on the planet Tallarn. The safe house was in fact the noble house of Al'rahem that had produced many fine soldiers and accomplished commanders down the long years of the Imperium's history. Jubblowski found it strange to find such familiarity so far from home on such a strange world. She was attached to the house as it's official oracle and firewatcher, a tradition started in pre-Imperial times by the planet's native psyker population who discerned patterns of the future in the moments of flames and stirring of ashes. The position was typically held by psykers married into the house or at the very least in a long standing but less official relationship with a higher ranking member of the dynasty (which was useful given the nature of her precognitive abilities). It was in this time that Jubblowski earned the title of the Cadian Prophetess among the locals as due to her predictions almost certainly preventing global calamity with the unearthing of the Cursus of Alganar ████████ ██████ ████ ██████████████████ ████████████ ███████ ██ █████ █████████████ ██████████████ ████████ █████ █ ██ ██████ ████████ ████████████ ██████ and although the Tallarn's could forgive their Biel-Tan friends, understanding full well their reasoning and having fought as brothers for too many years to loose love over this, they knew they could not forget the poor judgment it implied. That cursed thing was once again entombed a mile beneath the sands as none would dare destroy it.

Whether she wanted it or not her name was in ascent and in time the Inquisition saw fit to have her moved from that world to another. Jubblowski acquired at about this time in her life her long term friend and greatest ally Senior-Maga Sérka Ađk Wulchtáthas of the Adeptus Biologicus order of the Helix Star, who accepted being called Sera as her own name was not easily spoken by unaugmented humans. In her wandering down the years Maga Sera has been the reassuring constant in her life. The nature of her duties to the Imperium separate her from all her children in time, but she helps safeguard an Imperium in which they may grow up safe. He children as her fame and prestige grew became the children of royal lineage, her image as a blessed individual exploited to manipulate the populations of worlds in directions deemed beneficial for the state by the Inquisition, her likeness used by the Commissariat to encourage long recruitment lines, her body used by the Orders Famulous to revitalize lines of kings as old as the Imperium, venerated as a living divine icon by the eldar; Jubblowski lives in service to the Imperium in all things, she is Cadian. Indeed she is more Cadian than many cadians, perhaps to compensate for the un-Cadian aspects of her life. Despite that she will never be allowed again intentionally within a thousand miles of a battle-field she carries her las-rifle around at all times and practices her marksmanship at least once per day, she lives a spartan and refuses to own more personal possessions than can be carried in her centuries old kit-bag as per regulations.

Her life has not been without troubles; extremist groups from both the human and eldar supremacists have made her a target for various reasons and she has survived assassination attempts from both, one almost sparking a holy war between Dorhi and Biel-Tan, to say nothing of repeated murder attempts by deranged Chaos worshipers. Most direct attempts are thwarted by bodyguards, her own skill or the intervention of Sera who is considerably augmented and can almost out-punch a Nova-Ogryn.

As the dying days of the forty-first millennium draw close the now Revered Mother Jubblowski is the mother of heroes, Prophetess of Cadia whose visions have saved the lives of tens of billions of loyal citizens at the least. Tens of billions of hands and heads and hearts held high themselves stolen from Death's embrace and given to service of the Imperium.