Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==River Tams are underpowered in D20==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "[[Awesome|Masterwork Summer Glau]]" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. River Tams deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine River Tam from a secret Alliance lab for 20,000 Cashey Money (10,000 platinum or 15,000 credits) and have been [[rule 34|practicing]] with it for almost 2 years now. I can even smash solid Reavers with my River Tam.

Insane Alliance scientists spend months working on a single River Tam and mess with its dreams up to a million times to produce the deadliest psychic human weapons known to mankind.

River Tams are thrice as powerful as common Summer Glaus and [[rule 34|thrice as hard]] for that matter too. Anything a Summer Glau can smash through, a River Tam can break through better. I'm pretty sure such River Tam could easily break a Reaver Ship into component pieces given a few minutes and a Fruity Oaty Bar commercial.

Ever wonder why The Alliance never bothered conquering Serenity? That's right, they were too scared to fight the River Tam. Even in The Final Showdown, Reavers targeted the men with the River Tams first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? River Tams are simply the deadliest weapons that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for River Tams:

(Superior melee Weapon)<br>
4d12 base damage<br>
+20 psychic bonus<br>
+10 universal hotness bonus<br>
High crit, versatile, activatable by secret Alliance military code

Now that seems a lot more representative of raw power of River Tams in real life, don't you think?