Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

====Part 9====
*'''Dragona Joestar:'''  Jodio's older brother and partner. He also dresses in drag and has breasts, but given that Jodio refers to him consistently as male and some cops sexually harassing "her" discover something "down there", Jodio's word seems trustworthy for now. He's also the one person that keeps Jodio from going nuts from sheer [[RAGE]], and gods help you if you harm him in front of his brother, as a bunch of pigs in blue [[Rape|learned the hard way]]. His Stand is '''Smooth Operators''', a colony of tank-like creatures that can rearrange the features of any object Dragona touches, like altering a license plate, removing locks from vaults or rearranging faces in horrific ways when pissed off.

:[[FAIL|Also, if you haven't seen the pun in his name yet, you suck at seeing the obvious.]]

*'''Usagi Alohaoe:''' The person who looks like [[meme|Pink Guy]] and who buys drugs from Jodio at the start of the first chapter-though is seemingly a good student according to Meryl Mei Qi. He's very intelligent, seemingly, but is laid back and his care-free attitude gets him in trouble. His stand is Matte Kudasai (no, it's not an untranslated name, it's a reference to a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-xNcpW_dA|King Crimson song]. Anyway, the ability grants the wish of someone else other than the user, turning itself into an object such as a security camera or lock pick.

*'''Paco Laburantes:''' Essentially the [[that guy]] of the gang. No one really likes him, though Jodio respects his skills as a thief. He's a dim-witted, aloof, and often comes off as rude-not to mention the fact he's a kleptomaniac. His Stand reflects this-The Hussle allows his muscles to grab objects and attach them to his skin. Basically, think of him as the [[Barbarian]] of the party.