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==/TG/'s RATING== FIGHTING - 12: Unlike Dragonball Z, characters don't spend ages talking about how they're gonna fight or spend whole episodes powering up. Instead, episodes are had that give bodycounts in terms of significant characters. So, there's lots of actual fighting to be had. GURO - 9001: No wait, scratch that. The 'fights' in this show basically Kenshiro waving his hands in a general direction and everyone who we're supposed to hate explodes in a spray of gore. Except for the special cases of significant characters (Shin, Raoh, Souther). [[Khorne]] likes this show only because of this. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xBq93AvfmU Even the horse engages in wholesale slaughter]. Gayness - 9001: This rating is given entirely because of Juda's appearance, which carries this rating all his own. Character Depth - 9001: Even the fucking Horse has a detailed fucking backstory. The villains are [[Asdrubael Vect|huge dicks]], and this is improved by fleshing them out, to make them more human in spite of them being cockbags. This makes their inevitable comeuppance that much more satisfying and meaningful; an example of what ''good fucking villains should be like.'' The one villain who doesn't get a fleshing-out is Kaioh, and that's to drive home the fact that he's a complete monster. Mecha - 1: What giant robots? Kenshiro does [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A punch a WWII-era <s>T-26</s> Chi-Ha Kai medium tank to scrap, however] if it counts. Manly Tears - 11: This show practically invented them. Some of the scenes in the show are so moving that even the manliest of [[Neckbeard]]s are moved to tears (Rei's death and Raoh's fight vs. Toki both being well-known points for this). You can sniffle this once. Even [[Angry Marines]] are stirred into a slightly-more-reserved [[RAGE|anger]] than usual. Moralfaggotry - 11: Kenshiro's view of morality is shoved down your throat further than the cock of a forum admin. Fortunately when he does it, it's often done well (I.E. on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIUfstu5qvY&feature=related someone who fucking deserves it]) or absolutely fucking hilarious, as it is in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVcJZ-VYrFE&feature=related this]. Even so, it at least attempts to show how moral rightness is not just whimpering in the corner talking about love - It's about KICKING ASS for the sake of it. It actually shows how to be forceful in the name of righteousness. Lulz - 7: Despite Kenshiro's rampant moralfaggotry, many innocents die in this series in truly hilarious manners. So do many villains. So do several random background people, as well as inanimate objects and plants. Everything fucking explodes. If you can't enjoy this show based on that premise alone, you are ''not human''.
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