Editing Server Crash Bestiarum Vocabulum (section)

==Hostile Humans==
''As you enter the webpage, hoping to find some good loot to sell, you see that it is already inhabited. When they see you, the /b/arbarians who have made this their home look at you with large grins, drawing their blades.''

/b/barbarians are what the Web at large call the callous and savage raiders that inhabit /b/, that vile pit of evil and trolls. They raid and pillage for the fun of it, and for resources, as they cannot be bothered to create things themselves, only destroy.
/b/arbarians never appear in groups of less than five.

/b/arbarian foot kiddie
:Integration - 2 
:Interface - 2
:Power - 5
:Capacity - 5
:Data Scanning - 3
:Firewall - 1

Uses the Script Kiddie damage table. Roll on the following table to determine offensive .exes. 

1 - Und3rc10ckGun.exe: 2d10 corruption, 4 ms use time, +2 ms to lag - ranged 

2 to 4- pingblade.exe: 1d5 corruption, 3 ms use time - melee 

5 to 7 - pingaxe.exe: 1d7 corruption, 5 ms use time - melee 

8 - 5p4mm3r.exe: 1d2 corruption on hit, 50% chance that victim is forced to target the user next turn, inflicts 1d8 corruption on victim         
every 10 ms until they perform an Improved Success dodge, has a 10 ms use time 

9 - bruh.exe : User makes stupid comments for 5 ms, all allies deal 1d2 more corruption 

10 - .bat carrier. Roll 1d3 more times and create a .bat with resulting weapons. If a 10 is rolled again, upgrade to /b/arbarian Oldfag with the .bat constructed so far. 

''At the head of the group of raiders is one that seems older, more powerful. The rest of the group follows his lead, ready to kill.''
/b/arbarian Oldfag
:Integration - 2
:Interface - 3
:Power - 7
:Capacity - 7
:Data Scanning - 4
:Firewall - 4

Uses the Script Kiddie damage table. All nearby /b/arbarians deal 1d3 more corruption and have Firewall 0. Oldfags can use Open System. If not an upgraded foot kiddie, use the following table to determine offensive .exe: 

1 to 3: Und3rc10ckerGun.exe
 
4 to 6: pingaxe.exe
 
7 to 9: memerizer.exe: deals 1d5 corruption, use time of 10 ms, adds +5 ms to victim's lag, 1d5 corruption removes from closest ally, melee only
 
10: Und3rc10ckerC4nn0n.js.exe: 3d10 corruption, 6 ms use time, +5 ms to victim's lag - ranged