Editing Monopoly (section)

== Monopoly license everything... ==

It is no small joke that Monopoly have made a version of itself to cover just about everything under the sun. You're into normal vanilla monopoly? Get lost, there is way too many weird and wacky flavors to take, although you may get sick after having them.

Here is a concise list of some of the different kinds of monopoly available:
* Batman and Robin; 
* Beatles; 
* Big Bang Theory; 
* Bob's Burgers; 
* Cthulhu; 
* Deadpool; 
* Despicable Me; 
* Disney Princesses; 
* Disney Theme Parks; 
* Doctor Who; 
* Dot-Com (where the properties are all Internet companies like Google);
* Dragonball Z; 
* Sailor Moon; 
* Dublin (the actual city); 
* Edinburgh (the fucking city as well); 
* Actually, name any fucking city. There's a Monopoly of it; 
* Fallout; 
* Fortnite (suprisingly good for it's source material);
* F.R.I.E.N.D.S.; 
* Game of Thrones; 
* Gay ([https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/11862/gay-monopoly not even fucking lying]); 
* Ghostbusters; 
* the Golden Girls; 
* Guardians of the Galaxy; 
* Halo;
* Harry Potter; 
* Lego; 
* Lord of the Rings; 
* National Parks (like Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon and shit); 
* The Nightmare before Christmas; 
* Nintendo (which is not to be confused with the individual Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon versions of Monopoly); 
* Northampton (the city, seriously); 
* Pirates of the Caribbean; 
* Pokemon; 
* Powerpuff Girls;
* Rick and Morty;
* Royal Family; 
* Simpsons; 
* Spongebob Squarepants; 
* Star Wars and a fuckload of variants: 
** Star Wars Limited Collector's 20th Anniversary Edition; 
** Star Wars Episode 1 Edition; 
** Star Wars ''Classic'' Trilogy Edition; 
** Star Wars ''Original'' Trilogy Edition (apparently there is a difference between the "classic" trilogy and the "original" trilogy); 
** Star Wars the Clone Wars; 
** Star Wars 40th Anniversary Special Edition; 
** Star Wars with a goddamn Rubik's Cube because that makes a fuckton of sense; 
* Stranger Things; 
* Street Fighter; 
* Super Mario Bros; 
* Supernatural; 
* Toy Story; 
* The Walking Dead; 
* Transformers (both G1 and Movie versions);
* 2010 Fifa World Cup South African edition; 
* CHEATERS EDITION; 
* Guildford (the town in Surrey); 
* Yu-Gi-Oh; 
* Zelda.
* Warhammer 40,000
* Women (aka Cheater's Edition 2.0)
* team fortress 2

And Twilight. GOOOOODDAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN.

You think the above list is a joke? Then my dear friends you will truly weep, when you discover each one is very, very real... even Gay Monopoly, though it wasn't actually made by Parker Brothers, who sued its creators out of existence back in the '80s for intellectual property infringement.

P.S. Just in case you weren't depressed enough; every single version of Monopoly is literally exactly the same from a rules perspective. Every property and card gets renamed, but the functional rules of the game don't change at all. (Not true with Lord of the Rings Monopoly, Pokemon, Fortnite, and at least a few of the fifty or sixty Star Wars editions)

===Monopoly for Millennials===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA4nUDb3uo4 "Forget Real Estate - You can't afford it anyway."]

Instead you win with the most Experience Tokens, which conveniently look like social media upvotes (and downvotes).

The only thing funnier than the game is the meltdown it caused on the internet. Between the condescending tagline and blatant “how do you do fellow kids” theme, this makes the perfect gag gift for that one friend who takes himself too seriously. <s>The only way to make it even better is if the game really did have participation awards for all the losers.</s> Bet and the losers get paid in monopoly bucks winner takes the usable money.