Editing Kek Moon (section)

==The Great Crusade==

With his moon able to drift through space, his WAAAGH!!! could finally begin. It was around this point that he finally earned his best known name, Kek Moon. "Moon" was a title he bestowed on himself for looting a satellite, and Kek was apparently just the way he pronounced "Mek" - his traumatic experience during the crash landing of the Space Hulk left him with a terrible speech impediment. That being said, his atrocious enunciation did little to diminish his leadership skills, if only because he preferred to direct his men with fists rather than words. During the first years of his campaign, he put dozens of human worlds on their knees, destroyed several Rogue Trader flotillas and even crushed a couple of rival Ork empires.

At some point during his exploits he also ordered the grot tribes of his WAAAGH!!! to reshape the surface of his moon in the likeness of his face. This task took decades to accomplish, claimed billions of grot lives and untold amounts of explosives, yet the end result was truly daunting to behold. Some of Kek Moon's officers thought that it resembled an old turn more than anything, but this was only because Kek Moon's face had a great natural resemblance to an old turd. To finish off the masterpiece, he installed a gigantic death laser into the crater that served as his right eye. This weapon of doom could evaporate oceans and was really good for writing obscenities on the surfaces of the planets Kek Moon attacked.

His initial luck ran out after his first encounter with the forces of the Great Crusade. (I don't know what Legion I should use to kick his ass, this section will be written after I clarify this. But yeah, the marines kick his ass and reconquer his empire.) Unfortunately, Kek Moon himself managed to escape from justice this time. While the Imperial fleet was bogged down dealing with his vassals, he sneakily left the sector - as sneakily as you can do that when your flagship is the size of a moon.

===Mongoid Wars===
{{Main|The Cleansing of the Mongoid Sector}}

As Kek Moon was trying to escape the Imperial forces, he was contacted by Little Mork, another prominent Warboss of the Great Crusade era. Reportedly the smallest Warboss in Ork history, barely larger than a grot, he was nevertheless a force to be reckoned with and controlled a large greenskin realm in the Mongoid Sector. Little Mork praised Kek Moon's engineering ingenuity and invited him to work on some unprecedented project that would immortalise his name. Always eager for a challenge, Kek Moon gladly accepted the invitation. His enthusiasm grew even greater when he arrived in Little Mork's domain and learned the true nature of this project. It turned out, Little Mork managed to capture an ancient Eldar Webway Gate. He now intended to invade the Webway, drive the Eldar out and turn it into the Waaaghway - a transdimensional domain of the Orks that would allow them to invade any sector across the Galaxy with impunity. There was just one minor problem with his otherwise brilliant plan - Little Mork had no idea how to use the Webway Gate, so he invited Kek Moon to loot it. 

Much to Little Mork's disappointment, the progress on looting the Gate was fairly slow due to the complexity of the Eldar technology. Reverse engineering the Webway Gate proved to be extremely frustrating to Kek Moon due to the abundance of weird looking parts. Some of them he angrily threw away, for they were too small to customise them with a hammer, therefore entirely useless. In their stead, he filled the Gate with Tesla coils, arguing that everything is better with Tesla coils. Miraculously, he did manage to make some progress, and for a time it seemed that Little Mork's Webway WAAAGH!!! is only a matter of time. However, when the looting was almost finished, the Mongoid Sector was invaded by the forces of the [[Life Bringers]]. This was the beginning of the [[The Cleansing of the Mongoid Sector|Mongoid Wars]], one of the largest conflicts between the Imperium and the Orks before Ullanor. 

The war was long and gruelling, and many perished on both sides. The Life Bringers lost some of their greatest commanders on its battlefields, and the Mongoid Orks lost their largest Nobs. All the while, Kek Moon kept tinkering on his project, until the Waaaghway Gate was finally finished and ready to accept the first Ork warships. Unfortunately, by this time Little Mork had pretty much lost the war. Unable to beat the Life Bringers, he planned to use the Gate to escape from them into the Webway, but Kek Moon beat him to the punch. Seeing that the war is lost, he activated the Gate, cranked the portal size to the maximum and entered it aboard his war moon. The ancient machine wasn't intended for transporting objects of such tremendous size into the Webway; the passage of the planetoid overloaded the Gate and caused it to explode. The explosion was so powerful that it completely annihilated the remnants of Little Mork's fleet concentrated around the planet as well as several Life Bringer ships that happened to be in its vicinity.

===Lost in the Webway===

Now Kek Moon was stuck in the Webway, but this bothered him little, for it had a lot of weakling enemies to stomp and a lot of technology to loot. The Eldar, however, were quite bothered indeed, for now they had an aggressive green brute flying around their domain on his private planet, breaking or stealing everything he came across. Their first attempts to get rid of this pest failed spectacularly, so eventually the Eldar decided to try and avoid the Ork instead of confronting him directly. However, this was easier said than done, for in order to avoid Kek Moon, they needed to know where he was heading, and even the Warboss himself didn't really know that. 

The Ork spent several centuries in the Webway, hunting and destroying any Eldar ships that he came across. While the Hektor Heresy and the Scouring raged in the realspace, the Webway was shaken by the brutality of Kek Moon's WAAAGH!!!. Eventually, the hot-headed denizens of Craftworld Yaljoha decided to end this madness once and for all and make the Webway safe again. This was, of course, a great mistake. Instead of using his weapons to try and shoot the Craftworld down, the Ork simply rammed his war moon into it, immediately destroying a good half of the Craftworld. Immediately thereafter, his Boyz boarded the remnants of the enemy vessel, made a quick work of its remaining defenders and looted everything that wasn't nailed down. By this point, Kek Moon and his Meks became adept at kustomising the captured Eldar technology. By the time his moon emerged back into the realspace, his tribe was nearly entirely outfitted with looted Eldar armaments, uniquely for an Ork force.