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===Feng Shui=== The main junctures in the original versions are: '''69 AD:''' A juncture straight out of Hong Kong wuxia movies, the Hong Kong of this juncture is nominally ruled by the Han Dynasty, but officials have become corrupt, and a secret faction of evil eunuch sorcerers known as the '''Eaters of the Lotus''' have taken over the administration of the empire, quashing dissent with kung fu mercenaries, summoned demons, and powerful sorcery. '''1850 AD:''' A juncture straight out of period kung fu cinema, where the Chinese and the Western powers clash in Hong Kong. It's also the period for Victorian adventures and Wild West action. One of the groups seeking power is the '''Guiding Hand''', a group of Shaolin monks and other kung fu types who want to get rid of foreign influence in China and bring about a world of enlightenment, which in their mind means a boring and stagnant bureaucracy in which everyone does exactly what their parents and superiors tell them forever. They fucking ''hate'' the contemporary juncture. They're clashing with the Ascended for control of 1850, a fight which they are currently set to lose. '''Contemporary ("1996"):''' The modern day, such as it is in the Heroic Bloodshed genre. This juncture (as well as most of 1850) is controlled by the '''Ascended''', an Ancient Conspiracy made up of the descendants of animals who defied the natural order and transformed themselves into humans long ago, but retain many inhuman superpowers based on their animal selves. The only thing that can turn them back into their natural animal form is magic, and thus, the Ascended and their human agents, the Pledged, are actively involved in the suppression of magic and the discrediting or destruction of sorcerers. The Ascended [[Mage: The Ascension| control the government, the police, the military, and most of the major crime syndicates of the world with their chi-based superpowers, and they aim to keep the world 100% magic-free and their own pocketbooks full of easy cash]]. '''2056 AD:''' A dystopian future, this juncture is ruled by a one-world government called the Bureau of Tactical Management (or "Buro" in short), monitoring its civilians via a sophisticated surveillance state that is equal parts the World State from ''Brave New World'' and Oceania from ''1984''. (Incidentally, grab the Buro supplement from Warehouse 23 and compare the propaganda of 2056 with the "diversity and inclusion" movements of the current year. You will either laugh your ass off or shit a brick, there is no middle ground.) The group that was instrumental in bringing the Buro to power are the '''Architects of the Flesh''', a group of mad scientists who use arcanowave technology, an unholy fusion of magic and science that warps its users beyond recognition, and who capture monsters from 69 AD and alter them to create cyber-demonic commandos called Abominations, which the Buro uses to fight its wars. While the Buro has good intentions, in a tragic "gone too far" sort of way, it's the Architects that control the chi sites, and therefore the real powers. And the Architects are ''diiiiiiiicks''. In addition to the factions listed above, three more factions have significant influence on the setting and metaplot: The '''Jammers''' are a group of balls-out crazy anarchists who are among the few people born with immunity to the influence of chi. They started as rebels against the Buro and the Architects in 2056, and have developed their own brand of junkyard tech that doesn't rely on arcanowave science. They were founded by Battlechimp Potemkin, a cybernetically-enhanced ape who was created by the Buro to be a general for a whole army of super-apes, but ended up convincing his creators to help him bust out of the lab that made him. The Battlechimp is a seriously tough cookie who makes "ethical flexibility" his motto and will do ''anything'' in the name of getting back at the Buro; one of the first things he did was use the technology from the ape lab to start making a super-ape army for himself. The Jammers want nothing less than to destroy every Feng Shui site in existence so that humanity can be freed from the "tyranny" of chi, which would almost certainly kill the human race. This doesn't bother them as much as you'd think; in their minds being dead is better than being slaves to cosmic forces. They're actually getting openings generated for them by the Ascended, who are [[Butthurt|frustrated]] by the fact that they get torn to pieces between 1999 and 2056 and plan to pull the rug out from under the Jammers when they win and sell out like every successful revolutionary group in history. The '''Four Monarchs''' are four siblings and powerful sorcerers who divided the world up between themselves to rule, until the the Ascended captured enough Feng Shui sites in the medieval era to trigger a Critical Shift in time that brought about the world we know and removed them from power by destabilizing the magic they relied on. Each monarch has carved out his or her own little kingdom in the Netherworld, where it still worked, and they continually plot and scheme against each other and against the other factions. They are, respectively, '''Li Ting''', an atheist who once ruled from Jerusalem (irony) who embodies the intelligent and rational aspects of fire in the most nastily selfish and Ayn Rand-ian way possible, '''Huan Ken''', who was both the Thunder King and the Pope, and is a hot-blooded, mercurial figure who runs around wearing nothing above the waist but his pope-hat and is the best of the four in terms of straight-up ass-kicking, '''Pi Tui''', a literal ice queen who is respected but not loved, gives her subjects a Bill of Rights, and perennial secret patron of the Dragons who, beneath her aloof facade, has come to regret the lives she and her siblings have led and admits that the world is better off with them trapped in the Netherworld, and '''Ming I''', the most straight-up evil of the four and one of the worst villains in the game. She ruled over China and South/Central America in a nightmarish orgy of blood-magic and human sacrifice to remain forever young, and has twisted her once-benevolent shadow powers into evil soul-eating perversions in her relentless thirst to reconquer all time and space. The '''Dragons''' are the good guys, a collection of maverick cops, redeemed assassins, martial artists, [[Ninja]]s, big bruisers, monstrous creatures that have learned to love via the friendship of [[loli|innocent young girls]], [[Drizzt|good-aligned defectors from any and all of the other factions]] and other heroic types rising from among the humble and the outcasts of the world in order to fight for freedom, justice, and the right to look extremely cool while kicking ass. The Dragons rise again and again throughout time in order to help people and keep important Feng Shui sites from falling into the wrong hands. The reason why they rise again and again is because ''they keep getting brutally killed.'' At the start of your game, the latest incarnation of the Dragons has just been brutally destroyed by an alliance of their various enemies. They got double-killed in the shift to Feng Shui 2 since one of their founders went mysteriously missing as part of the 1850 reboot, and the other turned to dust in the explosion of the Chi Bomb. Then there are the minor factions and personalities that hang out in the Netherworld and can be used for subplots but don't have the muscle to play with the big boys. Most of these were added in the Netherworld supplement ''Elevator to the Netherworld.'' *The '''dis-timed''' aren't really a faction so much as a band of shitty refugees bound together by the fact that their timelines were destroyed by a critical shift and they have no way of fixing it. There have been a ''lot'' of critical shifts, so there are a lot of these guys. They're the innocents you have to protect when you get into fights in the Netherworld, dress like an explosion in a Hollywood prop department, and generally just try to survive the war between the main factions. A lot of them scavenge from the Junkyard, a big junk-filled chamber that the Four Monarchs throw their garbage in and use as a buffer zone between themselves; the old Dragon HQ is hidden inside the scrapheaps. *'''IKTV''' is the Netherworld's one and only TV station; it broadcasts with some weird machine that interacts with chi to produce radio waves. It's run by [[fa/tg/uy|the Towson twins]], two geeks who somehow found out about the Netherworld and decided that a secret war for the fate of the world was the perfect setting to start their own network. They carry both hard-hitting reporting on the major factions and whatever silly shit they came up with while drunk off their asses. Because IKTV is the only source of news that covers the Secret War, every faction has an interest in storming the two nerds and their fancy antenna so they can use it as a source of propaganda or just keep unflattering stories from getting out. Becomes '''IKnet''' in Feng Shui 2, the logical extension of IKTV into Wi-Fi. *'''Pinballhalla''' is also not a faction, but it's so ludicrous that it deserves a mention anyway. It's an arcade guarded by [[Vikings]] and owned by a pinball designer who was attuned to feng shui sites by his bosses and sees the Netherworld as an opportunity to prove he didn't need the assist. He uses shaping to make his own pinball machines; [[Awesome|Huan Ken gives the place his stamp of approval in exchange for getting first dibs on each new machine.]] And of course, he also has a human-scale pinball machine for the PCs to fight in. *The '''Field of Tentacles''' is not the writers' [[magical realm]]. It's unruly, feeds on human blood, possibly intelligent, and has a Moonie-style cult devoted to it. The cult is completely fucking nuts, but they're dangerous because they can produce a clone of the Field and drop it on people they don't like. *The '''Brotherhood of Hebrew Champions''' is [[/pol/]]'s worst nightmare: '''''LASER JEWS.''''' They're dis-timed soldiers from a juncture where the Jews settled in Tibet and learned kung fu, which they combined with Kaballah to make Chi/ballah which is [[Kenshiro Cascadero "Rattata" Orcuslayer]] levels of broken. Empowered by this mighty cheese, they conquered Eurasia and eventually sent the Brotherhood into the Netherworld when their empire became a juncture. Unfortunately for them, the simple presence of Netherworld portals shifted their era's chi and within a week the Sacred Hebraic Empire had been erased by a critical shift. These days they just try to keep it together in their small synagogue and fight "devils" (read: Lotus and Architect agents in the wrong place at the wrong time) when they have the chance. Do ''not'' fuck with the laser Jews, their '''''KUNG JEW''''' will knock anyone on their ass and their leader can turn anything from the Underworld (including PCs with arcanowave schticks, who die if they're cyborgs or abominations and lose their arcanowave ports otherwise) into jewgolds by thinking at it. *The '''Big Babies''' are probably the most whacked-out thing in Feng Shui next to the laser Jews, which is fucking saying something. They're nine immortal firebreathing titans that used to rule the Netherworld through brute force until they were tricked into drinking water from the fountain of youth, turning them into babies. The problem with this, of course, is that a baby immortal firebreathing titan is still nine feet tall, fully unkillable and fully capable of burninating a bitch. Needless to say, trying to beat them in a straight-up fight is a Bad Idea.
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