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==Kabal Leader's Personality== {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="center" ! colspan="2" |Archon Personality (d10, roll twice and add for really colorful results) |- ! 1 | Insane |- ! 2 | Calculating |- ! 3 | Delusional |- ! 4 | Flamboyant |- ! 5 | Arrogant |- ! 6 | Ambitious |- ! 7 | Fuelled by Hatred |- ! 8 | Hedonist |- ! 9 | Tyrannical |- ! 10 | Curious |} *'''Insane''': ''"WE NEED... MORE... CHEESE... FOR THE CHEESE GOD! CAN'T YOU SEE?" -Dérange the Paranoid, Archon of the Watchful Eye Kabal, shortly before a raiding force was sent out to acquire cheese.'' **The Archon's mind is so twisted and erratic that even Tzeentch couldn't read it. *'''Calculating''': ''"But of course I planned it all along! Why else would the pitiful mon-keigh think to unleash their most powerful weaponry at the exact moment my fellow Archons were crossing the bridge?" -Sikri the Schemer, Archon of the Kabal of the Dying Sun'' **The Archon's ability to out-plan everybody else rivals that of Vect himself. *'''Delusional''': ''"I AM the Laughing God!" -Joke mocking [[Lady Malys]], commonly heard in Commoragh (albeit not in her presence).'' **The Archon believes something that is blatantly false: that he is a god, that the Dark Eldar ''aren't'' torturing people to death, or that Slaanesh doesn't really exist. *'''Flamboyant''': ''"I was really hoping the mon-keigh would bring out some of those... what are they called?... ah yes, [[Titan]]s. Their weapons make the most delightful hues when they fire. Oh well." -Rococo, Archon of the Splintered Statuary Kabal'' **The only thing the Archon loves more than his fancy outfits are dramatic displays of destruction and carnage, with himself as the centerpiece. *'''Arrogant''': ''"Once, I allowed an assassin to lay a knife upon my skin. When he asked me why I didn't even move to stop him, I told him I knew he couldn't kill me, because I am invincible. And then I broke his spine." -Lord Malil of the Shadowed Estates'' **The Archon's pride outshines all others in Commorragh. He refuses to even have his clothes touched by any but the most expensive courtesans. *'''Ambition''': ''"That's what separates you and me, my dear: I have the drive to see my plans succeed. And now, time to die." -Speech delivered to the Archon of the Shadowed Seekers Kabal shortly before its takeover by the Archon of the Woeful Tides Kabal.'' **Torture and raiding are all fun and games, but this Archon has bigger plans. Vect better watch his back. *'''Hatred''': ''"I am going to kill you, and all of your Dracons, and all of your Trueborn children, and all of your favored courtesans, and all of your slaves, and..." -Speech delivered by the Archon of the Shadowed Seekers Kabal shortly before escaping an assassination attempt by the Archon of the Woeful Tides Kabal; the full list included 213, 897 items.'' **The Archon is motivated by vengeance or a deep-seated hatred. *'''Hedonist''': ''"I DO COCAINE!" -[[Doomrider]]'s slogan, misappropriated by many Hellions.'' ** The Archon cares for little more than seeking the highest of highs. Given the chance, he would probably release Daemonettes into Commorragh just for shits and giggles. *'''Tyrannical''': ''"There is a price to pay for failing me. And that price involves a Haemonculus..." -Common response of Archons to failure from their subordinates.'' **The Archon considers fear and tyranny to be the best motivators. *'''Curious''': ''"These grey-skinned creatures; send a raiding party to one of their worlds. I wish to know if their foreheads can be used for something useful." -Universal Commorite response to discovery of the Tau.'' **The Archon is driven by curiosity about the universe more than anything else.
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