Editing Chakat (section)

==The Foul threat==
In case it wasn't obvious from the above, Chakats are so bad that even other Furries wish to cause an [[Exterminatus]] on them via their mere presence; [[Cultist-chan]] wishes she could inspire this kind of [[rage]]. The problem is that Chakats (or rather, fans thereof) routinely invade other spacefaring universe RPs and games, bringing with them this awesomesauce new race that they just HAVE to play as.

You don't believe us? [[Fur heresy|You ''will'' soon enough.]]

Whilst Warhammer 40K has not been impervious to their [[Heresy|foul attempts]] (as demonstrated [[Chakats Meet the Hammer of the Emperor|here]]), the fact that [[Grimdark|every race in existence hates everyone else]] has done [[PROMOTIONS|an amicable job]] of keeping the [[AIDS|spread]] down. Other far more fortunate franchises such as [[Halo]] whose multiverse is filled with xenophobic fascists, nuclear-armed terrorists, religious nutjobs, eldritch abominations and the fact that more than half of the races will promptly eat them like alien chow, has very little if any influence from Chakat deviance, while established Sci-Fi classics such as [[1984]] and [[Robert Heinlein|Starship Troopers]] have also stayed clear from the plague due to the equally dystopic and warlike nature. Wargames such as Wing Commander, Star Wars, Mass Effect (despite Mass Effect's major villains, [[Old Ones|the Reapers]], being eldritch abominations) and so on, however, have not been nearly as fortunate, with small and thriving Chakat cross-over communities in each. When rooted out as the shameless Mary Sues they are, they are often given the same mercy one might give a pedophile or serial rapist, which is, to say, they are handled with the [[Commissar Fuklaw]] approach.

If you encounter these deranged psychopaths, you are to finish them off immediately, or failing this, immediately contact the [[Commissar|Commissariat]], if not the [[Daemonhunters|Inquisition]]. You do ''not'' want the infection to spread.  Perhaps the most thoroughly infiltrated fandom, however, is Star Trek, with entire websites devoted to nothing but Chakat/Star Trek crossover porn.  [[God|God]] save us. The only hope Trekkies possibly have now is from the semi-official lore of Star Trek Online, where the [[Chaos|Iconians have finally woken up and are out to burn and enslave the entire galaxy]]. Seriously, in the last episode, one of them literally screams [[Horus|"LET THE GALAXY BURN!!]]. And they actually [[Monstergirls|look hot and sound delicious]], even though they're energy beings. Any sane, any uncorrupted Trekkie would take ten thousand years of Iconian enslavement to one day of Chakat coexistence.

On that note, fucking [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Bernard_Doove | Bernarde Doove] deserves to get [[Khorne|brutally and mercilessly beaten up]]. [[Rage|Goddamn Chakats]].