Editing Angry Marine-Bomb (section)

== Usage on the Battlefield ==

When the enemies of the Imperium make themselves known, be they the foul followers of [[Chaos]] or the monstrous [[Orks]], thou shall <s>trick</s> instruct the servitor to drive the Angry Marine-Bomb on the shortest way to the enemy formations and park it there. Thus, the Angry Marine shall be before the bulk of the heretical or xeno forces.

At this point, the sedative applied to the marine should rapidly fade (take good care the [[Doomrider|right dosage]] was administered). Dazed and confused, the Angry Marine will realize that he is in the very midst of the theater of war, but that bindings prevent him from throttling the necks of an otherwise abundant supply of enemy targets. These multiple layers of frustration will rapidly amplify his [[RAGE]] levels to heights that even the Angry Marines might consider unfathomable.

Thus, the marine will attempt to tear the chains that hinder him from reaching his enemies. He will curse with a voice that can be heard across miles, and which should be understood as a signal indicating the proper positioning of the bomb. The heretics or xenos before the marine, foolish and [[Cultist-chan|simple-minded]] as they are, will begin to mock the chained marine.

This finally sets off the bomb: As the marine's anger grows to [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition|inhuman levels]], he will finally shred his chains, roaringly jump into the fray, and embark upon a massacre amongst the enemy's ranks that even the most murderous [[Eversor]] would envy.

In the end, beneath the mighty feet of the Angry Marine, little else besides bloodstained mud and small pieces of gore shall remain on the battlefield. If territory is to be claimed in the name of the [[Emperor]], having a bucket at hand is advisable.

Ironically, few if any Angry Marines seek revenge against the Inquisitors that used them as a weapon. For them, the slaughter, combined with the infinite amount of rage they experienced, leads to a momentary sensation an Angry Marine may rarely experience in his life: [[Awesome|Bliss]].

Indeed, many Bomb-Veterans voluntarily wish to go for a second bomb run. As Sergeant ''Furius Angraw'' once stated, it 

"...IS LIKE BEING LED TO A GODDAMN BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A FUCKING BLINDFOLD,
BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL ALL THE FUCKING GUESTS,YOU FUCKING FUCK! 
NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SITTING AROUND AND ASKING QUESTIONS?  
COCKMONGLER!"

<s>However, this request is usually denied, simply because it makes the marine angrier and therefore, better.</s> FUCK YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY LET US DO IT. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA FUCK WITH US?