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==Da Big Stuff== Zoggin 'Uge Gunz that can only be mounted on superheavies and their equivalent. Each of these provide enough bang to satisfy any [[Warboss]]. === Krusha Kannon === [[File:Krusha_2.jpg|175px|right|thumb|Krusha Kannon]] The Krusha Kannon is a main weapon of a [[Kill Krusha|Kill Krusha,]] a turret-mounted, heavy-bore, high velocity gun capable of firing a variety of different shells. This powerful gun quickly gained a well-deserved reputation among the Orks' enemies. It is believed to have been invented by the infamous Murda-Meks of Tigrus in late M40. While its grot-served auto-loader gubbinz are a miracle of Ork design, they don't always work as intended. Sometimes grots may get caught in the gears of elastic breaks or fit the shell backwards, resulting in a catastrophic explosion. The Krusha Kannon has the following assortment of ammunition types: *'''Boom Shell''' - standard explosive round, favoured by the Grots firing the cannon due to the big boom it makes on impact. *'''Tankhamma Shell''' β armour-piercing shell used to blast enemy vehicles apart. *'''Scrap Kanister''' β shrapnel-filled charges able to rip through swathes of enemy infantry. *'''Blast Burna''' - incendiary ammunition, which can drench fortifications with burning chemicals to roast alive anyone caught inside. === Bursta Kannon === [[File:Bursta Kannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Bursta Kannon]] An Ork [[Demolisher Cannon]]. The Bursta Kannon is a primary weapon sometimes mounted on [[Kill Bursta]] tanks. It is known for its incredible tank-ripping power which is unsurprising given that it is basically a Belly Gun on tracks. Why GW decided to make two different names of practically the same gun is unknown. Unfortunately, it has a pitifully short range (in contrast to typical vehicle ranges) so it is best seen as the Ork rough analogue of the Imperium's infamous demolisher cannons. On tabletop, the Bursta Kannon is a 36" S10 AP-3 D3 heavy 3d6 creature that'll vaporize almost whatever you hit. === Skulhamma Kannon === [[File:Skullhamma_Kannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Skulhamma Kannon]] The Skulhamma Kannon is a main weapon of [[Skullhamma|Skullhamma Battle Fortresses.]] Since Skullhammas are always from a looted [[Baneblade]], it is expected to have an armament not too dissimilar to the original vehicle. Of course this will include modifications from the Orks to better represent their species' might and accomplishments. The Skullhamma Kannon is one such modification, made to look as imposing as possible by increasing the [[/d/|size and girth]] of the Baneblade's primary weapon. Unfortunately despite looking quite imposing, it is overall similar in characteristics to a Baneblade's main cannon. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of updated crunch for the Skullhamma Kannon, although a relatively safe bet would be that of an almost carbon copy statline of the Baneblade. To make it both fluff-friendly and not too overpowered. === Seacannon === [[File:Seacannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Seacannon]] The only naval ([[Battlefleet Gothic|No, not ''that'' Naval]]) weapon available in 40k. The Seacannon is a powerful Ork weapon, primarily mounted on the infamous and elusive [[Ork Submersible|Ork Submersibles.]] They resemble and function similiar to the turrets and cannons on that of modern 21st century warships. Due to the rarity of the model and a tabletop game that does not exercise a lot on oceanic warfare, it is to be expected that the Seacannon along with the Ork Submersible have no modernized rules, so most stats for the Seacannon are fan-made. === Deffstorm Mega-Shoota === [[File:Deffstorm_Mega-Shoota.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Deffstorm Mega-Shoota]] The Deffstorm Mega-Shoota is a large arm-mounted Ork weapon most commonly equipped to [[Gorkanaut]] heavy walkers. An enormous multi-barreled Shoota, this weapon fire is deafening as its rate of fire can chew up armor as thick as a Baneblade. The Deffstorm Mega-Shoot is basically a [[Awesome|mini-gun with each of its corresponding barrels being an even smaller mini-gun.]] Its bigger brother is the Supa-Gatler. Usually there is an Ork Boy manning this beast of a gun, often being too distracted with the amount of noise and bullets it is making to be able to hit its intended target successfully. In 7th Edition, [[Dakka|this thing pumps out a whopping 3d6 s6 ap4 shots a turn.]] In 8th Edition, it is an even [[MOAR DAKKA|''more'' dakka edition]] with its Deffstorm Mega-Shoota which has now a ridiculous rate of fire of 18 shots and benefits from DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! special rule. If you want the Ork analogue of a Vulcan Mega Bolter, this is the weapon of choice for you. Dakka indeed. === Belly Gun === [[File:Stompa_Belly_Gun.jpg|150px|right|thumb|Belly Gun]] The quintessential [[Dick|Dick Guns]]. Belly Guns are ridiculously sized weapons, that [[Stompa|Stompas]] sometimes mount in mimicry of their larger cousins, [[Gargant|Gargants.]] Its shells are the size of a Warbike and are simply jam-packed with explosives and shrapnel-producing scrap. The resulting explosions sometimes level whole swathes of the battlefield and at other times only devastate a smaller patch. It takes a very long time to reload a Belly Gun and as such it has a very slow rate of fire. It is also wildly inaccurate, but its power is immense: it has been observed to blow off the leg of a [[Warhound Scout Titan]] and shatter Imperial Super heavy tanks with one shot. It is also one of the most long-ranged Ork weapons. The Belly Gun is usually mounted on Stompas but is sometimes used as one of the two main weapons of [[Kill_Bursta|Kill Burstas]]. Much larger Gargants are known to carry even bigger Belly Guns or a [[Dakka|''entire row'' of Belly Guns.]] === Gut Buster Mega-Kannon === [[File:Gut_Buster_Mega-Kannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Gut Buster Mega-Kannon]] The Gut Buster Mega-Kannon or simply known as the Gut Buster, is the Belly Gun's bigger cousin. The biggest metaphorical [[Dick]] gun of the entire Orky arsenal. These weapons are mounted on [[Gargant]]s, specifically the [[Slasher Gargant]] as they are the only thing big enough to mount these things without shaking the entire vehicle apart. These weapons, due to their mass, are comparable in size to a [[Macrocannon]]. Unfortunately, their sheer complexity and resources mean that only a few types of Gargants could mount these damned things and they could only mount <u>'''''ONE'''''</u>. They are also one of those weapons that only appeared in [[Epic]]. <gallery> GutBuster.jpg|If this is not the most [[/d/|Phallic symbol]] in 40k, than I don't know what is. </gallery> === Deth Kannon === [[File:Stompa_Deth_Kannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Deth Kannon (Center)]] The atrociously spelled [[FAIL|Deth Kannon]] ([[Derp|Seriously? How the hell do you say that name? Depth Cannon? Death Cannon? Det Cannon? What was GeeDubs smoking?]]) is an enormous cannon and one of the most long-ranged Ork weapons. It is used as a main ranged weapon on Stompas, sometimes mounted with coaxial Supa-Gatler or Gigashootas. Essentially speaking, it is actually a gun surrounded by more guns. Can't get more Orky then that. ==== Supa-Gatler ==== [[File:Supa-gatler.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Supa-Gatler (Top)]] {{clear}} Essentially the Deffstorm Mega-Shoota's bigger brother. The Supa-Gatler is a fearsome Ork weapon, usually mounted on a Stompa's gun arm, serving as a co-axial weapon to the Deth Kannon. The Supa-Gatler is an unreliable and uncontrollable weapon - once it starts firing, it won't stop till it has run out of ammo, making it impossible to predict the amount of devastation. However, the storm of dakka ensures that someone will be hit, and those hit are unlikely to survive. The Supa-Gatler is the giant gatling gun on top of the primary Deth Kannon. ==== Gigashoota ==== [[File:Gigashoota.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Gigashoota (Top)]] {{clear}} The Gigashoota is a powerful Ork weapon - a gigantic Shoota, most often found mounted on the Big Mek's Stompa's gun arm, serving as a co-axial weapon to the Deth Kannon, but also as the main weapon on a [[Kill_Tank#Kill_Blasta|Kill Blasta]] tank. Big Meks usually choose it over the Supa-Gatler, as it can fire in controlled bursts, as opposed to the single, uncontrollable volley from the gatler, meaning that it actually hits more enemies. The Gigashoota is the giant gun barrel on top of the primary Deth Kannon. === Cluster Buster === [[File:Cluster_Buster.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Cluster Buster]] An obscure weapon found only in [[Epic]]. The Cluster Buster is a type of Ork Titan-class weapon. This massive cannon is mounted on Ork [[Slasher Gargant]]s and can be considered as the rough equivalent of the Imperium's [[Gatling Blaster]]. The Cluster Buster resembles an overly-enlarged [[Autocannon]] with rapid-firing capabilities. Not much is actually known about this weapon, but judging by its appearances and name, the Cluster Buster may actually be the mother of all [[Shotgun]]s. Firing super-massive pellets that could [[Rape|wreck entire columns of vehicles, let alone infantry.]] Given the relatively close-combat nature of the Slasher Gargant, this might as well be the case. === Skullkrusha Mega-Cannon === [[File:Skullkrusha_Mega-Cannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Skullkrusha Mega-Cannon]] The biggest motherfuckin land gun found in the Ork's arsenal. The Skullkrusha Mega-Cannon is the biggest known ground-based Ork cannon, dwarfed only by spaceship weaponry in size. It is mounted exclusively on [[Mega Gargant|Mega-Gargants]] and it is known to pose direct threats to even Emperor Titans as well. Smaller Titans get simply one-shotted by the Big Fucking Gun whilst Warlords struggle to survive a couple of hits before it goes face flat into the ground. The Skullkrusha Mega-Cannon is a sheer sign that the Orks have reached sufficient WAAAGH to wage full scale planetary conflict.
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