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== <b>/e/ Gets A Job Offer</b> ==

E: Hey sp. Is that a gun or are you excited to see me.

SP: Actually, it is a gun (pulls pistol out of pants)

(Enter CK, SP scrolls offscreen)

CK: Hey, E. I heard the modeling thing fell through and all.

E: Yeah I know. I guess I'm going to have to look elsewhere for work then.

CK: Well, that's what I came here to talk to you about. See, I'm about to open a restaurant down the street...

E: ...and you want me to be a waitress.

CK: Well, yeah. I mean, you'd be perfect for the job and all.

E: I dunno. I mean, I could always use the money, but I was about to talk to SP about letting me a cheerleader on his old team. He said he still had connections with the...

(Offscreen, gunshots heard, then screaming)

E: What the hell was that?

CK: I think SP accidentally shot himself.

SP (Offscreen): SON OF A BITCH!

K (Offscreen): Why do I always have to remind you about the safety, SP?!

E: (Comedic Pause) So about that waitressing position...