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==== Baseless Rumors ==== Elves are on the crossroads for all races to come, trolls, lesians, humans, orcs and dwarves all come here and it's only natural for common folk to create stories about them: Lesians actually are giant birds and capable of flying. They hide their magnificent wings pretty well. A Good Neighborhood cult are expanding more and more aggressively. Sooner or later they will go on a bloody crusade against us. All Gnomes are males and all Halflings are females. Once in a year they coming together into a MASSIVE orgy. I hear some human tribes want to parley with us. We will not let these barbarians into our lands, doesn't we? Slaves are sooo dull and common. A animated servant, on other hand... If you make a staff from Elder Tree, it will hold his personality and magic, making him practically immortal. Drows are up to something. More and more of their tribes coming to the North, carrying bags of seeds. It's a frozen wasteland, why they bring there seeds?!? Lesians and Humans are uniting against us. But their true target? Laffu. Cave Troll stomach can cure almost everything. It must be fresh, though. For best harvests, let your fields be soiled by virgin maiden. For a cup of fresh blood, a dwarf in Ur can make you a protective amulet against sunlight. No more tan ever! Halflings alchemists seeks a secret of our wines. Don't let them drink it! Gnomes are from the future. They saw something there and traveled back in time, preparing. Wanna know why drows are lost? Because their Society God was killed. You see, you can kill it and so Drows seeks a way to reanimate it. Did you heard about a pregnant statue? It gave a birth of healthy elf girl! All inks are made from blood. Especially powdered ones. Babies found in cabbages? A kid's tale. But a pumpkin, on other hand... All Orcs looks are same. It's because they ARE one man. Dwarves wanna invade us, that's for sure. You know what stops them? Ur. Layout of this city is a gigantic ritual which keeps dwarves in check. Trolls are closing in. And they want trade with us. Kobolds eggs are best for a frying. Just add lemon juice.
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