Editing Setting:InfiniCon/Lore (section)

==Masterwork Bastard Sword==
''Anonymous''

In the deep forgotten bowels of the Undercon, a lone neckbeard heaved and shuddered, his toils accompanied only by the glow of the forge and the rhythmic clanging of metal against metal. Time and again he struck the alloy, sweat dripping profusely, trying to shape the metal. Slowly but surely, the metal takes the form of a bastard sword, its design truly original. At last, the naked sword is done; The neckbeard then began making its hilt, handle, and sheath. It is said the lone neckbeard worked on the blade days, weeks even, but finally he holds the sword, its features glinting in the glow of the forge. Silver and gold inset on its blade, and hilt made from copper wires; Lodged, nay, weaved deftly in the wires were crystals and marbles of varying size. Symmetrical was its sheath, made of the finest leather and fabric that could have its origins in Akihabara. The neckbeard glanced one last time at his creation, and sheathed it. At that point, he grunted mightily, and clutched his chest; Some say he died smiling, alone, deep in the Undercon.


"I think the Furries lost our tracks, Joe."

"For crying out loud, use my Stalker name! Mishka Boar, isn't that easy?"

"You never got mine right, anyway."

"Whatever. It seems like this part isn't in any map of the Undercon we have."

"Damn right. Let's scrounge for stuff, shall we?"

"Hey, look at this! Vlad, look!"

"I swear, if it's another pile of used tissues..."

"No, look at this!"

Mishka shone his flashlight to a room. Inside, a skeleton can be seen, its hands clutching a bastard sword.

"Whoa! Could it be...?"

Mishka took the sword, and examined it. The steel of the blade and the gold and silver inset gleam in their flashlight.

"Yes, it is... we just found the legendary Masterwork Dwarven Bastard Sword of the Neckbeard. We're gonna be rich, Vlad!"