Editing Fiend Factory (section)

==White Dwarf #24==
Keep in mind going forward that this is an April Fool's Day issue, so consider yourself doubly warned.

'''Bonacon:''' A species of cattle that defends itself against attackers by employing [[FATAL|weaponized flatulence]] with deadly poisonous effect. A few rare bonacons are capable of winged flight, using their powerful farts as rocket assisted takeoff. Amazingly, this is from [http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast80.htm actual medieval folklore] (well, not the flying version).
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'''Llort:''' A [[troll]] that is afflicted with [[nilbog]]ism. Like the nilbog it is healed when struck, but instead of a troll's normal [[regeneration]] ability, the llort suffers ''degeneration''. Three rounds after first being hit, the llort loses three [[hit point]]s per round until it reaches zero and dies, though it may be brought back to life by damaging it, at which point it will start degenerating again. It sucks to be a llort.
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'''Todal:''' A creature sent by a [[demon]] or [[devil]] to punish evildoers for not being evil enough. Inscrutable bordering on unfathomable, the todal looks like a blob of glup, sounds like screaming rabbits, smells like old unopened rooms, moves around like monkeys and shadows, and kills by gleeping. Even the [[flumph]] is like wtf. From a pretty cool fairy tale by James Thurber, ''The 13 Clocks''.
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'''Tali Monster:''' A giant, [[neckbeard|obese humanoid]] that is so morbidly fat that it cannot move on its own, but must be carried from beneath by a team of 35 [[goblin]]s. It can attack by means of its fists and noxious breath.
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'''[[Dungeon Master]]:''' A nasty humanoid that hates all forms of life. It enjoys following [[adventurer]]s around and telling them what they can and cannot do, but will take bribes of at least 500 gold pieces.
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