Editing The Toilets of the 41st Millennium (section)

===Toilets of the Esteemed Chapters of /tg/ 40k===

[[Angry Marines]] - Like all marines they have their own toilets, but due to their diet of pizza, tacos, cheap booze and swearing (ingested by others shouting it into their faces) they have the most toxic and vile shits in the Imperium unless you count the [[Death Guard]] when they were still loyal. This means that their toilets are equally vile and wretched, as nobody in their right minds would go near such a toilet to clean it without terminator armour and a heavy flamer (or a really unlucky serf with a sponge and a death wish). The angry marines do however, have the finest toilet paper in the galaxy, to ensure that their arseholes are suitably cleaned of the previous shits skid marks. This is mostly in the form of copies of the codex astartes (although this is in short supply due to fiery aggressors using ground up codexes in their flame weapons) which is printed on surprisingly soft and absorbent paper. If an angry marine wants a supremely cleaned and soft butt hole however (and doesn’t mind risking being thrown out of an airlock) then they can try and use the Roll of Emergency Purity Seals owned by Reclusiarch Mofo, and marines who have done so say that “MY SHIT HOLE HAS NEVER FELT SO CLEAN!!! IT WAS LIKE WIPING MY ARSE WITH A FIELD FULL OF BUNNIES!!!”

[[Galactic Partridges]] - All of the toilets on their home planet of Peart'ree use the finest quality silver for the citizens. All members of the esteemed Partridges use diamond-encrusted golden toilets while the Chapter Master prefers to use the one that was "gifted" from the Space Wolves' Chapter Master [[Logan Grimnar]]. The stalls also have monitors which allow the Partridges to view their many glorious victories over the millennia. All glory to the Partridges.

[[Pretty Marines]]- Pretty Marines shit rose petals and piss liquid gold. Thus, no toilets. But if there WERE Pretty Marine toilets, they'd match the drapes and be embossed with beautiful diamonds and rubies and silver penises.

[[Reasonable Marines]] - Probably the only normal civilian-brand toilets in the entire Imperium.

[[Sleepy Marines]] - Specially made to deal with the gallons of acidic piss they accumulate on their long hibernations.

[[Blood Jaguars]] - Makes the Flesh Tearers look like the Pretty Marines with its Brown Rage inducement.