Editing The Commissar and His Maid (section)

==Part 2==
Wait, why are you already scribing? I don't remember... And when did you get that new scribe nib.

Oh, she did, did she?

Well, it's time for my evening report anyway.

Today has been uneventful, or as uneventful as one's day can be with a new aide, maid and bodyguard all rolled into one.

After having to explain that no, I did not require assistance in putting on my uniform, Krieger #6345 and I did the morning inspection of the company. Again, nothing to report, everything is immaculate. I swear to him on the throne that these Kriegers are something else.

I looked over the reports from the previous commissar, he had only ever made one report, and that was one filed by a Krieger himself, about himself, for not having his lasgun fully charged for morning parade. My predecessor made him run laps, because he had begged to be punished.

Krieger #6345 had taken it upon herself to clean all of my equipment, and had been shining my bolt pistol when... well, turns out in her eagerness to make herself useful, she had neglected to check if there was a bolt actually chambered.

One slip of the hand later, she's on her knees begging for forgiveness, there is another twenty Kriegers in the room and I'm in need of a new hat.

She earned her forgiveness however, dinner tonight was amazing. I didn't know you could use a lasgun to sear meat like that.

Recorded 4111988.M41
68th Krieg Field Artillery – Saghalain
Autoscribe #303440288