Editing Paradox poker (section)

==Great historic moments in the paradox poker games==

* The Emperor readies a new powerful card, [[Magnus the Red]], for use. Tzeentch reveals his apparentlys weak hand to be fak; he had the Magnus card and the [[Thousand Sons]] cards in his hand all along and the Emperor had a dud! The Emperor looks at his rapidly diminishing hand with worry. 

*The Emperor sees that Tzeentch is gonna wreck him so he uses Stop Timeline card. Tzeentch uses card Expand Past Timeline. Emperor creates the series known as If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device.

* The Emperor pulls the wool from under Tzeentch by toppling the entire [[Horus Heresy]] in one stroke. Tzeentch declares this means the Emperor must do a dare or a forfeit. The Emperor wusses out and does a forfeit in which he has to stay seated to a gold toilet for 20,000 years. Much laughter is had at the table and the Emperor goes bright red with embarrassment.

* Cegorach tries to trick the [[C'tan]] into eating each other. The Deceiver, not to be outdone, joins in. Laughing at it all, Tzeentch decides he'll have a go too. Only the Emperor holds back his hand, eyeing the weird brain shaped warp creatures crowding outside the table warily....

* The Deceiver tricks [[Abaddon]] the failure into attacking the [[Battlefleet Gothic|Gothic Sector]] so that the weapons Cegorach seeded there in the past couldn't be used against him in a later turn. Cegorach shakes his head and smiles, all the while stroking two cards he had placed in waiting in his hand.

* The Hive Mind (see below) uses the entirety of its [[Slivers|Hive Fleet Behemoth]] deck in conjunction with the [[Swarmlord]] card to challenge the Emperor. The Emperor uses all of the 10 Ultramarine Battle Company cards and forfeits the 1st one to stop the Hive Mind.
  
* For giggles, Tzeentch keeps using the Abaddon and Black Crusade cards in combination to try and confuse the other three into thinking some great big plan is in operation. While the Deceiver and Cegorach are not fooled, the Emperor buys it hook, line and sinker and continues to keep foiling Abaddon's plans, leaving him in a fluster, Tzeentch soiling himself in amusement and the other two wondering if they are going to keep getting into a loop over this.

* For once the Deceiver plans to do something totally unexpected and opens a Necron portal right inside the Emperor's place: this causes a full-scale Necron invasion of Terra, forcing the Emperor to respond, getting Chaos mixed up and threatening the centre of the Imperium to drown in legions of its enemies. Just before it all comes to a conclusion, GW swoops in and informs everyone that move is no longer considered canon and resets everything, leaving a lot of [[Butthurt|sore asses]] everywhere.