Editing Mod (section)

==The Snack Heresy==
[[File:Animu_Snacks_and_Moot.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Snacks and Moot were BFFs. Please ignore the [[Anime|Animu.]] ]]
Once, in the before time, [[Derp|when /b/ was good]], there lived a Mod named WTSnacks. He was the favored Mod of Moot, and a friend to all of 4chan, even /b/. While Moot sat in his room figuring out how to keep 4chan funded, WTSnacks was out hunting down the enemies of 4chan. His impeccable insight led him to [[Awesome|ban only those who deserved it.]] His prowess at purging the [[Furry|scum]] and [[Troll|evil]] from any board he found made him an idol to be revered and worshiped. Because of this, [[Spiritual Liege|all Mods would strive to emulate him,]] and 4chan was at peace.

But, in his slumbers, [[Horus|WTSnacks dreamed of power,]] and [[Tzeentch|his aspirations whispered to him]] as he watched over the boards. [[Chaos|Eventually, his soul became tainted.]] Soon, he began to form a cabal of close Mods, and together they formed an unstoppable force. They gathered a cult following, and [[Horus Heresy|began to ban those who opposed their will, not just those who opposed the mandates of Moot.]]

And the most holy Moot saw this and proclaimed {{BLAM|HERESY!}}

Moot rose up from his throne, and gave WTSnacks one command, cease and desist. And in his [[Slaanesh|trance of power,]] WTSnacks did the one thing that [[Derp|is nevar allowed on 4chan:]]

He told Moot to go fuck himself. *GASP*

Moot seized up his mighty Permabanhammer and [[Rage|brought it down straight on top of WTSnack's head.]] And then it was known, in every part of the Intertubes, with the mighty ring of the hammer tolling a death bell, that WTSnacks had fallen. The chosen Mod of Moot had been struck down by Moot himself, sentenced to a thousand deaths. Snacks was banned from 4chan for evar. Snacks would not be coming back.

This set the stage for [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition|4chan as we know it now,]] [[Grimdark|a wasteland of]] [[Inquisition|incompetent and unrestrained Mods,]] [[Chaos|trolls riding freely among the boards]], and general madness. The only true power is Moot (who has no idea what he's doing half of the time), and the best boards are those that are left alone, able to hide from [[Anonymous]], [[/b/]], the [[Troll|trolls]] and the Mods. (It's no surprise that people STILL ask Moot to forgive Snacks and make him a mod again.)

In reality, Snacks was forgiven many years ago, and routinely makes threads on several boards, but this section is too funny to change.