Editing Minotaurs (section)

==...and in with the new==
[[File:Minotaurs Tact. Marine.jpg|250px|thumb|left|The Minotaurs have many suits of MKVIII "errant" pattern Power Armor.]]
The Minotaurs later popped up in [[Imperial Armour#Volume Ten - The Badab War - Part Two|Imperial Armour Volume 10]] and had their lore (and thankfully colour scheme) overhauled. They're still massive dicks though. Now the psycho-Minotaurs apparently disappeared thousands of years before the [[Badab War]], instead its these cunts who stomp stomp the poor Lamenters (and also take their stuff). They now dress like [[Iron Warriors|ancient Greeks]] and their Chapter Master, one [[Asterion Moloc]], appears to have pilfered the prop department from 300 for his outfit. They no longer maintain the "psychopathic berzerkers' flavour; instead (while still liking melee combat) they make and execute detailed battle plans focusing on siege and attrition warfare, being brooding, paranoid about security protocols, and very pragmatic. Example of that last trait being in [[Imperial Armour Volume 12]] here they let a good chunk of the [[Imperial Navy]] fight and die before they stepped in to give themselves a better chance against the Necrons (what assholes). They are essentially Greek-ier [[Iron Warriors]], who steal shit like the [[Blood Ravens]] (but instead of hijacking your stuff when you aren't looking, they will just mug you and take it). This better explains why they stole the Lamenters' stuff like the school bully shaking down the class nerd for his lunch money, once the old fight between the Lamenters and Minotaurs was retconned to have happened with these Minotaurs instead.

The chapter has vast stores of incredibly rare wargear, which includes: shittons of [[Mark VIII: Errant Armour]], as well as Arkonak & [[Tartaros Pattern Terminator Armour|Tartaros-pattern]] [[Terminator]]s and several [[Spartan Assault Tank]]s, the most [[Typhon Heavy Siege Tank]]s out of any chapter, loads of [[Dreadnoughts]] (including the rare [[Contemptor Dreadnought|Contemptor-pattern]]), [[Storm Eagle#Roc Pattern|their very own Storm Eagle variant]], and at least one [[AWESOME|power spear/lascannon combo]] that might have been <s>jacked</s> gifted from the [[Adeptus Custodes]]. When you combine the stuff given to them by their [[High Lords of Terra|sugar daddies on Terra]] and the cool wargear they have stolen from other Chapters, they have no shortage of the best toys available to the Astartes.

They also act as the attack dogs of the [[High Lords of Terra|High Lords']], often acting under their direct orders and telling anyone in their way to piss off. Oh, and the [[Administratum]] records are sealed (under direct order of the [[High Lords]]), so that not even [[inquisitor|Inquisitors]] can easily (if at all) access them. Which implies something about them (gee, wonder what?) has at least some Inquisitors worried.

They also seem to have little to no respect for anyone aside from the High Lords and The Emperor (and by extension, now [[Roboute Guilliman|Guilliman]] as well, at least to [[Skub|some degree]]), though they do not extend this respect to His chosen, going so far as to bad-mouth [[Adeptus Custodes|Custodes]] and [[Sisters of Silence|Sisters of Silence]] to their faces. For another example, one of their [[Brother-Captain]]s is known to have insulted [[Marneus Calgar]] right in front of the [[Genesis Chapter]] (a 2nd founding [[Ultramarines]] descendant), basically telling them to stop sucking Calgar off 24/7; and the chapter later tore the [[Inceptors]] chapter (another Ultramarines successor) apart and stole all their stuff, formally pissing off the [[Ultramarines]] and all of their successors. The Ultramarines got so salty about this they even perma-banned the Minotaurs from entering [[Ultramar]] (as if the Minotaurs cared). The chapter also may or may not have shot down a [[Grey Knights|Grey Knight]] strike cruiser for trying to swoop in and steal all the glory of taking down a renegade chapter the Minotaurs had been hunting and fighting for awhile. Essentially they've told both of [[Matt Ward]]'s special snowflakes to go raw dog a plasma gun.

Needless to say, [[/tg/]] thinks they're pretty cool (and they are still massive dicks).