Editing Messages for Dad (section)

== The Threads A.K.A The massive fuck off leadup to this fanfic  ==

Alright fuckers, strap in and listen to this shit. It all started when Alfabusa (blessed be his name) made [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|TTS]] and some autists on [https://forums.spacebattles.com SpaceBattles] decided to have the canon [[Emperor]] and family react to it. This was done by the magnificent bastard, Praetor98, who did this exact idea. "If the Emperor watched Text-to-Speech device". That's when [[Skub|all hell broke loose]].

The Emperor and family got to watch all of Text-to-Speech device before any of us did. Or technically, way after all of us? Get the [[Ordo Chronos]] on this, because the timelines are fucked beyond all recognition. It all started right after [[Ullanor]] happened and [[Fucking Horus]] [[Awesome|threw a Warboss out of a window]] and the [[Emperor]] saved the day with his [[Adeptus Custodes|massive army of golden people]], daddy tried to leave and do [[Emperor%27s To-Do List|Emperor things]] when he was sent some files. All of them being TTS. So he decided, "fuck it" and sat down to watch them and on a whim asked the [[Ullanor]] [[Primarchs]] to come on to his ship and watch them with him.

As you can imagine, this all went SWIMMINGLY. They only tried to kill each other... twice? And so, after a few episodes, the others began to trickle in and now we have all Primarchs and Emperor under one roof and watching YouTube vids together. Yes, this is basically what happened. The family slowly shifted from their stoic, war hardened canon selves where no fun is allowed, to... Actual human fucking beings. They start unwittingly doing group family therapy and actually talking with each other. They know about [[Chaos]], they know about the future and basically [[Horus Heresy|the heresy]] can't happen now because of this. Sure yeah, [[Lorgar]] was supposed to already be corrupted at this point, but posters and thread canon said no and we changed it to [[Lorgar]] not going on his pilgrimage and getting [[Chaos|roofied]] yet.

[[Neckbeards|Posters]] not satisfied with just this, decided that they must all react to other canon parts of their future, and some wanted them to react to... other things as well. So after many derails, and [[Rage|mods getting pissed]], someone decided to just make the [https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/if-the-emperor-watched-tts-extras-thread.508247/ second thread for extras]. If the Emperor watched Text-to-Speech '''EXTRAS''', the thread, was now available from Guestlurker.

This thread devolved into madness as well. What do you get when you have a mixture of [[Neckbeards|4channers]], <s>redditors</s> plebbitors and [[Neckbeards|40k fans]] with some autists mixed in? [[Derp|These threads]]. 

So people just had the family react to canon side stories of the future, [[Daemonculaba|scarring them for life with some certain posts about certain terrible things]]. During the viewing sessions, [[Lorgar]] fully awakened to his psychic powers, [[Magnus]] [[What|admitted he was wrong]], [[Leman]] [[What|admitted he was really wrong]], everyone admitted they fucked up a lot. [[Heresy|Especially the]] [[Emperor]]. It took [[FAIL|literal teeth pulling]], but it happened.

And you would think it'd end there but [[Derp|nope]].

Then [[/tg/|someone]] wanted to do the same thing, but have them react to separate realities. Yes, they now have [[What|TRANSDIMENSIONAL VHS TAPES]]. No, this actually happened. So the family got to see the [[Alternate Heresy|Roboutian Heresy, the Dornian Heresy, the Cyclopian Heresy, the Lion Heresy, the Sanguinary Heresy, the Emperor Heresy (Renegades), If Isha ran to the Emperor]], EVEN REALITIES WHERE [[Extra Heresy|THE CHAOS GODS WERE FRIENDS WITH EMPEROR]] and so on. Now no one was safe and everyone realized that all of them had the potential to be just as fucked up as the enemy. And yet they still watched the tapes. [[JUST AS PLANNED]]!

Yeah no, this ain't [[JUST AS PLANNED]], [[Tzeentch]] has been screaming for days and it's [[Fun|fucking hilarious]]. 

At this point, you'd think they'd stop and get back to their jobs but [[FAIL|no]]. They have been sitting in the Bucephalus for weeks just [[/tg/|watching youtube vids, reading 4chan posts]] and [[/b/|drinking their woes away]]. [[/v/|They even took a break from vids watching to play video games.]] Yes, we made them play video games. [[Angron]] has an [[Dawww|Animal Crossing town and he loves it very much.]] He gardens.

'''THEN WE FINALLY GET TO MESSAGES FOR DAD.'''

So on the old EXTRAS thread, some shipping autist of a [[drawfag]] called DuskDawnAndFate decided to [[FAIL|not read all the lore yet]] and made a shipping fuel [[fanfiction]] about her stupid fucking OTP of [[40k]]. And that's how Messages for Dad started. Eventually, this fic got kinda popular and then branched off into it's own [https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/messages-for-dad-thread-warhammer-40k.623812/ thread]. Then suddenly the quality skyrocketed once [[Writefag|Showtime178]] joined on as co-writer and ever since then, [[Extra Heresy|the two of them have made]] [[Fun|a whole lot more sense]].

[[FAIL|And that's why this page was made.]]