Editing Marines Immaculate (section)

==Typical Corruption==

The Reasonable Marine looked at his dwelling. It was spotless, pure. In the days since his discharge he finally had the time to get some cleaning done, cleaning that was desperately needed. He let out a sigh of relaxation and went to get some mordian iron brew from the fridge. As he crossed the room to the kitchen he noticed an open window, a window that had a single dust molecule floating through it and into his house. He stood, paralyzed in fear as the hell spawned mite hung aloft over his spotless abode, and then it landed gently on his drinking glass. he stood in silence gaping at the thing, wondering why he was afraid of a pathetic dust mite when he had fought against the FILTHY orks and the vomitous tyranids. A voice sounded, interrupting his reverie. 

"ARE YOU TIRED OF GERMS WORMS DIRT AND FILTH!? WELL PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO ME AND SAY GOODBYE TO DECAY FOREVER! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! PLEDGE IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND YOU'LL GET GIFTS OF THE CLEAN ONE ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! PLEDGE NOW!" 

As the ringing echo of the voice died out, the marine looked to his armor and devotional image of the Emperor. He knew what he had to do. After he cleaned his armor and straightened the the new insignia it now bore, He leaned back and let out a loud war cry. 

"BLEACH FOR THE BLEACH GOD! SUDS FOR THE SUD THRONE!"