Editing Gotrek & Felix (section)

== Feats of the Dwarf ==

Gotrek's feats are legend. Read this and wet yourself in terror/awe/appreciation:

* Killed some orcs and daemons and mutants and werewolves and goblins and some more daemons and mutants and lots more orcs. (''Trollslayer'' and every other book too)
* Cleansed the sacred tombs of Karak Eight Peaks of a warpstone-mutated [[troll]], returning countless Dwarf spirits to their rest. In the process, Felix acquired the sword Karaghul and the name of Dwarf Friend. (''Trollslayer'')
* Stopped the Skaven from conquering Nuln, by killing them. (''Skavenslayer'')
* Killed a million skaven, and some rat ogres too, and some of the rat ogres were called [[Thanquol|Boneripper]]. (Various)
* Killed a Bloodthirster of Khorne aided by Felix Jaeger who threw an ancient magical dwarven hammer belonging to the dwarf king of Karag Dum at the bloodthirster weakening it giving Gotrek the chance to slay it with his even more formidable rune axe formerly wielded and crafted by the dwarf slayer god Grimnir. (''Daemonslayer'')
* [[Leman Russ|Outdrank a bunch of Kislevites]] in a vodka drinking contest.
* Killed a million orcs. (Every book)
* [[Wat|Drank two beers at once]]. (''Skavenslayer and also Daemonslayer'')
* Slew the ancient chaos dragon Skjalandir (ok, that was mostly Malakai's rockets and a Dwarf gyrocoptor's kamikaze attack, then Felix struck the deathblow) and then immediately dove into a battle between greenskins and human bandits after the dragon's hoard. Gotrek slew the Orc warlord while an airship bombing run shredded his army. (''Dragonslayer'')
* Killed a chaos lord of Tzeentch in hand to hand combat and stopped his beastmen armies from conquering Praag. (''Beastslayer'')
* Slaying a vampire lord in the seat of his power while that vampire lord was supercharged by one of Nagash's artifacts. (''Vampireslayer'')
* Killed a mind-controlled Sky-Titan including cutting out its eye and rappelling down with its optic nerve. (''Giantslayer'')
* Helped Teclis stop a pair of mad Tzeentch wizard twins from blowing up the world by killing one. (''Giantslayer'')
* Making [[Teclis]] walk carefully around him. (''Giantslayer'' again; yes one of the most powerful spell casters in the world is wary of him and his axe)
* Became the tyrant of an ogre tribe by defeating the former tyrant in unarmed combat. (''Short Story - Ogreslayer'')
* Killed a million billion orcs. (''Orcslayer'')
* Killed his best friend Hamnir. (He knows what he did - ''Hamnirslayer'')
* Killed a giant psychic alien insect. (The fuck is this, 40k?) (''Orcslayer'')
* Killed a daemon made of cannons and blood, possessed by the souls of dead chaos sorcerers. (''Manslayer'')
* Drank enough to almost die of alcohol poisoning. (A feat no dwarf has ever come close to before.)
* Killed a Sea Monster and the Dark Elf knight riding it despite being in the water with them. (''Elfslayer'')
* Nearly killed a Greater Daemon of Slaanesh, [[Awesome|it ran away because it was scared]]. (''Elfslayer'')
* Sank a Dark Elf Black-Ark and tanked an explosion from destroying a world ending artifact. (''Elfslayer again'')
* Stops a beastman shaman from turning every human in the Empire into beastmen. (''Shamanslayer'')
* Killed two of every animal. (''Arkslayer'')
* Killed some zombies. (''Zombieslayer'')
* Killed so many things he ran out of things to slay and GeeDubs literally had to stop using '------slayer' in his book titles for a while.
* Killed a ton of Khornate warriors culminating in a Lord of Khorne that was one skull away from opening a new Chaos Rift. Also cockblocked the [[Ungrim_Ironfist|King of the Slayers]] to do it. (''Road of Skulls'')
* Teamed up with some Tomb Kings to destroy a vampire empire in the Southlands. (''The Serpent Queen'')
* Fought Deathmaster Snikch on a temple rooftop in the rain. (''Mentioned in the The Serpent Queen'')
* Killed [[Mordheim]], City of the Damned. More or less. (''City of the Damned'')
* Constantly giving a middle finger to the chaos gods and spoiling every plan they try to put in motion.
* Causing Grey Seer Thanquol countless losses and headaches, to the point where Thanquol considers Gotrek his greatest nemesis, even though Gotrek and Felix never learned Thanquol was behind all the Skaven plots they fucked up. (That's a retcon by the way.)
* Probably killed like half of all the orcs that have ever been killed by dwarves. At least.
* Defeats Throgg, the Troll King, officially making Gotrek the greatest Trollslayer ever (''Kinslayer'') '''Confirmed''' Throgg was in the battle for Middenheim at the end of Lord of the End Times and crushes [[Sigvald]]'s head with his club, clearly very much alive. Then again, Throgg's regeneration is overpowered even by troll standards so it is possible Gotrek killed him but he just [[Wat|walked it off]] after a while. He got better.
* Killed the same Bloodthirster of Khorne from ''Daemonslayer'' in single combat. Again. (''Slayer'')
* Prevented Be'lakor's ascension to the fifth God of Chaos by hitting him with that same Bloodthirster. (''Slayer again'')
* Ascends to Godhood. (''Slayer was pretty awesome'')
* Holds the line against an infinite army of daemons, forever. (''Go buy Slayer - it's the least you can do'')
* Kills Felix by sending him back to suffocate under a temple of rubble. (''Slayer again, you missed a lot if you didn't read it'') Probably -1 to his tally.
* Comes to the [[Warhammer:_Age_of_Sigmar|Mortal Realms]] to fix that last one (''Realmslayer'') (But gave up, so still -1 so far. Although word is Felix is not in the [[Warhammer:_Age_of_Sigmar#Shyish_.28Death.29|Realm of the Dead...]])
* Fights his way out of the Realm of Chaos, bites off the nose of a Fyreslayer Runeson who got up in his face, effortlessly wields a legendary Fyreslayer Greataxe that kills most duardin who even touch it, intimidates a Godbeast into running away, slaughters his way across Aqshy and Shyish killing Chaos worshipers, mad Sylvaneth, undead, skaven, saves the city of Hammerhal Aqsha from being destroyed from within by a Tzeentch cult, and has a Fyreslayer Master Rune implanted into his chest, signifying him as a living avatar of Grimnir in the eyes of the Fyreslayers. Also gets drunk and headlocks a Stormcast Eternal. Gotrek is ''back'', baby. (''Realmslayer'')
* Consumes enough beer-concealed poisons to kill a [[Gargant]] with no worse effects than throwing up. (''Short Story - One, Untended'')
* Chops a skaven plague priest in half, incinerates it with his breath, then ''eats its fucking soul''. (''Short Story - One, Untended'')
* Talked a [[Nighthaunt]] back to sanity, causing it to voluntarily relinquish its undeath and pass on. (''Short Story - One, Untended'')
* Got ambushed by a bunch of rogue Kharadron Overlords and then proceeded to escape by crashing their ship, roasting them by saying Malakai was a better pilot. (''Short Story - The Bone Desert'')
* Picks up and uses an Anvil of Power as a projectile weapon, something Maleneth claims no mortal can lift. Before he gets the Master Rune. (''Realmslayer'')
* Kills six drakes one at a time. And who knows how many more non-winged ones, according to Maleneth. And tanks their landslide breath without a scratch which could have leveled a fortress. (''The Neverspike'')
* Kills a hundred foot tall ghoul. (''Ghoulslayer'')
* Finds the only portal to the World That Was, and destroys it after finally accepting that he belongs in the Mortal Realms now.(''<strike>Portalslayer</strike>Reamslayer: Blood of the Old World'')
* Killed (or at least defeated) a [[Godbeast]] (''Realmslayer: Blood of the Old World'')
* Killed a big chunk of [[Skragrott|Skragrott's Asylum]]. With fire. (''Gitslayer'')
* Cures a Auric Runefather's insanity by kicking his ass. (''Soulslayer'')
* Destroys an exceptionally powerful Eidolon of Mathlann. (''Soulslayer'')