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== Construction == Thou shalt firstly mount the pole atop the opened chimera. Note that it must be fastened to the tank in such a manner that it will persist against both bolterfire and the [[Angry Marines|passenger]] it will carry. Then, thou must sedate one of the Angry Marines. It is strongly advised to seek the aid of either the Apothecarius of the company you draw the marine from, or the..''helping hand''..of the [[Officio Assassinorum]]. Anything less will result in getting torn limb from limb by an unimaginably pissed off marine. Once this is done, thou must make use of servitors to bind the Angry Marine to the pole and secure him with the plaststeel chains that are at hand. Remember! The Marine '''must''' [[Sleepy Marines|remain sedated]], lest he will break free, rip out your spine, and strangle you with it. As the marine is firmly bound to the pole, which is in turn bound to the Chimera, thou shalt place the servitor into the vehicle, so that he may guide it to the enemies of the Imperium, when the time comes.
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