Editing All Guardsmen Party (section)

== Chapters: ==

=== Prologue: Natural Selection Based Character Creation === 
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A player perspective on a horrible meatgrinder of an Only War game.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33660810/

'''Site link: ''' http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/zerg.html
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=== Guardsmen and Pilgrims ===
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A few Guardsmen, fresh from the destruction of their regiment, get handed out to a fresh young Interrogator like starter pokemon. The team is sent to inspect a pilgrim fleet for heretic activity.

Briefings are ignored, naps are had, a book is read, and everything goes to shit very quickly.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34095013/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/pilgrims.html

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=== Dude, Where's My Psyker? ===
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The squad is handed over to a new Interrogator with a hard-on for meetings and a trio of pet psykers. They're sent to find out why a planet hasn't been providing tithes to the Black Ships.

Psykers make everything unpleasant, paranoia and booby traps pay off in a big way, and the squad is repeatedly yelled at for being guardsmen.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34333783/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/psyker.html
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=== What's in the Box? ===
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An offensively British Interrogator takes the squad to check out a regiment of guard that's been acting weird.

The squad is forced to do some actual inquisiting, a guardsman finds his true love, paranoid ramblings are ignored, the admech and commissariat are dicks, and enough explosives can solve anything.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34660239

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/box.html
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=== Nubby's Girlfriend ===
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A beautiful Interrogator leads the squad on a mission to purge some genestealers.

A will check is catastrophically failed, missions go better than expected, mistakes are made, plots are revealed, and a pocket is picked.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34985468

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/girl.html
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=== Heretic Purging ===
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The British Interrogator returns and takes the squad to find out why a wasteland world hasn't been worshiping the empra.

Tentacles and hot chicks are encountered but nothing interesting happens, an adept makes everyone throw up a little, orbital strikes are abused, love blooms on a battlefield, zombies attack, a khornate is a hell of a guy, and a betrayal happens.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35461504

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/heretics.html
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=== Discount Spaceship ===
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The squad is sent to acquire a [[Occurrence Border|slightly used spaceship]] and help some cogboys bring it home.

Jim and Hannah the Tech-Interns are met, questionable deals are made, helpful notes appear, slight mechanical problems occur, a knarloc is found, and Nubby is fired.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35923989

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/ship.html
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=== Good Soldiers, Bad Educators ===
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The squad tries to teach some recruits how to be inquisitorial goons.

Lessons are planned, a test is failed, Sarge yells at people, a clever ruse is planned, a cult is found, and a heretek is nuttier than squirrel poo.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36338781

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/teach.html
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=== The Interplanetary Man of Mystery ===
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The squad gets a new interrogator and investigates corruption in the Imperial Guard.

Parties are attended, a psyker is named Fumbles, reality starts behaving oddly, deserters are questioned, the party is captured, escapes and gets recaptured, some truly horrible flirting happens, duct tape is used, and a secret moon base is attacked.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37339037/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/spy.html
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=== The Greater Good ===
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The squad goes to Tau Space to chase down some xenos-loving traitors.

[[Occurrence Border|A familiar ship is boarded]], an ex-Inquisitor is met, an intimidate check is taken too far, a drug problem is exposed, idiots are idiots, Fumbles fumbles, horrible sabotage is perpetrated, some people get shot, and a scene from ironman is reenacted.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38181397/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/tau.html
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=== The Xenotech Heresy ===
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The squad tries to figure out what's depopulating planets.

An Argument over religion and the W-Word is had, a beach is visited and a familiar face appears, Tech-priests are fucking nuts, Sarge gets some chiropracty done, a dick is infuriated, Tech-priest are nutting fucks, tech-heresy is discovered, and bomb is planted.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39165875/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39185203/


'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/xeno.html
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===Tyranid Acquisition Experts===
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The team goes to capture a live tyranid zoanthrope in a warzone consisting only of orks and tyranids.

Preparations are made, complaints are had, Space Marines are incompetent, the team gets a crash course in Grav-chute usage, Twitch completely snaps, and the captain is perpetually angry.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40747009/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/fetch.html


===Interlude: Dewarp===
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A brief look at how much of a pain it is to haul a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy.

Doc's girlfriend actually has a name, Nubby wears a dress, Machine Spirits are angered, the Zoanthrope gets a new hat, Fumbles had a bad day, something goes *CLANG*, Aimy discovers new depths of cynicism, and Sarge hopes for the impossible.

'''Thread archive: '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42204030/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/dewarp.html


===Tyranid Delivery Experts===
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Completely normal arrival to a space station for resupply.

Serious preparations are made, Zoanthrope consequences occur, Sarge gets a bitchin cape and hat, and can't hold his mouth shut, Nubby wents to do shady business, psykers are nuts again, guardsmen are inventive, tech-priests are being useful for a change, Jim saves the day and gets smacked and everything well and truly goes to shit.

'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43288004/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43990923/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44027113/

'''Site link(s): '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/deliver.html

http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/d2.html

===The [REDACTED] Conspiracy===
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A completely normal security protocol for inspecting deliveries.

Competent Inquisitorial services ensure [[Heresy|nothing goes wrong]], nothing to see here Imperial citizen, move along.

'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46575971/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46600041/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46864402/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/redacted.html


===The "STEALTH" Mission===
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It's back to basics! 

The squad meets up with old, annoying enemies, are separated from their trusted allies, encounters new, MORE annoying enemies and get traffic tickets. LOTS of traffic tickets.
In case anyone hasn't caught on by now, all of creation is conclusively proven to hate the squad.

'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/50535024/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/54578358/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/54594909/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/58159093/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/58177335/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/58286435/

'''Site link(s): '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/secret.html

http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/secret2.html

http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/secret3.html

===Interlude: Escape===
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The aftermath of the extremely stealthy mission.

The good news is the party is being sent away from their incredibly irritating Inquisitor of the last mission. The bad news is they are being transported to their trial on a ship full of Arbites. The really bad news is they are all locked in the laundry room, Nubby becomes an Arbite, and they get a new mission from the boss that involves staying arrested.

'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/60232637/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/60621322/

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/escape.html

===The Inquistorial Penal Legion===

The consequences of offically being arrested over obtaining every traffic fine and violation in the Imperium's history.

Our brave, stupid, fuck-up Guardsmen are sentenced to life in a [[Penal_legion|Penal Legion]], and must complete Oak's mission against the greatest opponents any guardsmen can face - a literal army of Commissars. Good news is their assigned Commissar is Dead Drunk and they have friends on the inside, the bad news is the Interrigator in charge of getting them out is "volunteered" for the latest suicide squad, Aimy is being turned into a Commissar, and nobody else has any Inquisitorial Infiltration skill beyond being Guardsmen. Part 2 NOW, with the wonders of life inside the Penal Zone such as bribery, extortion, and mass-public executions by baby Commissars. Part 3 NOW, featuring the  employment of the rare Imperial guard tactic "Drunken Safety Commissar" being used to avoid troublesome extortion, avoid other commissars, and most importantly to avoid being blown up due to their own fuck-ups. <s>Part 4 delayed due to Nurgle's centenary pandemic celebration. </s> Part 4 is up!

'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/62972087/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/66179418/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/67512797/

https://boards.4channel.org/tg/thread/84882054

'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/penal.html

===Interlude: Debrief===
http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/Debrief.html