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=== Fun Facts === * They consider the number thirteen to be lucky/holy. This a reference to how thirteen is seen as unlucky in Western society. However, several real-life nations/cultures consider thirteen a lucky number. * Grey Seers regularly ride giant bells on scaffolds into battle * [[DOOMWHEELS]] * in ye olden days they could be led by friggin master splinter! im not kidding this was a thing * Their leaders lead from the back, to get a better view of the battle of course and not due to the meatshield tactic. * They can improve anything, with the addition of magical radiation rocks! **This may or may not involve improving themselves by snorting said rock. * GIANT LIGHTNING CANNONS * Backstabbing little bastards, they'll fuck you up five different ways without you even knowing about it, if you're lucky. * Skaven do not abide by any codes of honor or battle etiquette, and as such, they WILL bring a gun to a swordfight (and even then they'll try to steal your sword beforehand (and poison you (and improve themselves with warpstone before (aaaaand the gun might be a DOOMWHEEL)))). * Skaven have a combination of ego and incompetence that would make [[Transformers|Starscream]] look down his nose at them. (Bad comedy right there) * Skaven do NOT think about the potential consequences of ''anything'' that they do. Taken to its logical conclusion in [[The End Times]] when '''they blow up the motherfucking Chaos Moon''' and nearly destroy the planet with moon-fragments. * At one point they had the cheapest troops in any game setting. How cheap? It was measured in ''fractions of a point!'' * They can carry giant rocket launcher weaponry that will most likely explode in their own damn faces. * RATLING GUNS! its as cool as they sound! and yes, it does what it says on the tin * for the last time, master splinter did NOT teach all of clan Eshin how to all be ninja rats...only a few * As of Total Warhammer II, Skavens can into space. (No, seriously, go play the campaign!) * BTW, they also have sniper rifles. Warpstone rifles of instant brain pop, yes-yes
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