Editing Hassan (section)

===Crazy Hassan and the Ultramarines===

"Brother scout, what is the meaning of this?"

Sergeant Tellion looked over at his scout squad, bemused. They were in a skirmish with the dread forces of Chaos, but...His entire squad were mounted on strange humped animals. He had never seen the like.
The scout looked back, altogether too happily.
"Over there, in the forest, there was this tent-"
Tellion made shushing noises at the scout. No telling who was listening.
"Sorry, brother-sergeant. But there was this man, in this tent, he was selling camels-"
"These xenos are called camels?"
A camel stared at Tellion. Tellion stared back.
"Yes, brother-sergeant, and he gave us a special deal-what was it?"
The rest of the squad started talking all at once, and lead scout picked the phrase out of the mumbling.
"Special price for newandvaluedcustomers, half-price used camels if you buy for your whole squad! I give you five-no, ten melta bombs!"
The squad snickered. The sergeant was not amused.
"Show me this man."

The squad made its way back the the tent. It was lavishly embroidered, and looked completely out of place in between the towering trees. Hestus pushed his way through the tent flap. On the shelves inside, there were all manner of merchandise. What looked like crude harnesses, dataslates on 'HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR USED CAMEL', brushes, even tubes of-

"I AM CRAAAAAAAAZY HASSAAAAAAAAAAAN, I SELL YOU SPECIAL CAMEL, HARDENED FOR BATTLE. ONLY USED FOR ONE WEEK, BETTER QUALITY THAN NEW! HASSAN SWEARS IT. "
Tellion jumped two feet. There was a man behind a counter at the far end of the tent. His voice boomed and echoed through the forest.
"I have no need of your CAMELS, madma-"
"EVERYONE
NEEDS
CAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!" Crazy Hassan bellowed into Tellion's face.
"HALF PRICE FOR YOU! ONLY TWO THRONES FOR MIGHTY CAMEL!"


Ultramarine chapter legends tell of a story in which Scout Sergeant Tellion led a victorious counter-charge on the Word Bearers legion of traitor Astartes mounted on strange, one-humped beasts.
Tellion denies these allegations.