Editing Chapter of the Forlorn Hope (section)

==The Cumasutra Incident==
Ol' One Eye, the techpriest accompanying the Rogue Trader Bellend III, uncovered the potential whereabouts of a long lost STC. Held in the clutches of a semi-technologically advanced warlike xenos race, the Rogue Trader inadvertently caused a war by insulting their leader when calling her an 'asshole prick' when she refused to relinquish possession of their prize. With the fleet away on another mission, the ''Boner Erect'' sent a distress call of the impending danger to their Rogue Trader and affirmation of uncovering of a STC. A nearby Maverick ship responded deploying a single gang of Thrashers armed with nothing but chain swords and an unquenchable thirst for battle. Two drop pods were deployed into the center of their main city. Accounts by the xenos say that upon their thunderous landing the pods reverberated with a roaring sound and rising pitch of "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII". As the ramps fell, giant battle hungry warriors charged into the streets finishing their cry "IIIIIIIIIIIIIICH". Though the xenos possessed rocket and projectile technology, their previously overly exaggerated threat level left the Thrashers underwhelmed and at a loss. Angered over the scratches to their newly painted armor they began to attack every structure within sight. So devastating was the local infrastructure that within hours the xenos surrendered the STC and the Thrasher Gang was recalled. No casualties resulted from the conflict on either side. The gang vowed that upon returning to the fleet someone was to receive a righteous boot up the ass for wasting their time to recover an STC for the manufacturing of sex robots.