Editing Omnissiah (section)

==Trivia==
* The Omnissiah's favourite colour is red. Hence all techpriests on Mars wear red robes. It's a rule.
**Some forgeworlds, however, have white or black as a dominant colors of their robes, though red strips are there too.
**<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>DATZ WOY ITZ FASTAH!!! {{BLAM}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|No Orks allowed.}}
* The Omnissiah's holy waffle iron makes the best waffles. It is the holy bread of his church.
* Don't let Tzeentch mess with his computer again; he hates that.
* The Omnissiah is the God of Wikis and their contributors, for their ordering, editing and adding to knowledge pleases him.
* The first avatar of the Omnissiah was an ancient Terran known to the Techpriests as Bill of the Gates, named they believe for opening the gates of knowledge. {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|HERESY! While one of the avatars of the Omnissiah, Bill of the Gates was certainly not the first.}} We all know that the true avatar was Linus of the Torvalds.
** The REAL first avatar of the Omnissiah was known by the denomer of Charles Babbage, theories abound as to why he was called that.
*** Correction: Babbage was the last of the prophets, the one who brought forth the physical form of the mind in the machine, the original host in gleaming brass and complex mechanisms. The first avatar is she Ada, who netted in the spirit of the machine in a lace of love. For is not the gathering and interpretation of information in indexed form and in orderly means and ways, "programming"?
* The first [[Heretek]] was a man named Richard Matthew Stallman, who glorified heretical research ("hacking"), which is one of the basic activities of the [[Dark Mechanicus]].
* The oldest tech relic on Mars, hidden deep inside the catacombs of Olympus Mons, is a strange disc titled 'Friends season three, disc two, episodes six to ten'. Obviously this precious creation is a gift of divine importance, and is thus guarded fiercely by a crack legion of Skitarii, with only the Fabricator-General of Mars allowed regular access!
* It is believed the first sect of the Mechanicus was known as DARPA, to them the Machine God gave the inspiration to build INTERNET, the first material reflect of the Akashic Records and basis to all databanks to come, hence ensuring mankind will never lose the Gift of Wisdom (which it then did).
* Little known fact, but the Omnissiah in ancient Humanity's past once held sway over much of Slaanesh's domains. In those olden days, the Omnissiah was used as a shepherd for various debaucherous materials, his dataslates and cogitators of those early eras were used by young humans from across Terra to masturbate to cartoon women procreating with tentacled chaos spawASAHKAGHDKAGHAKOHFUCKITHURTSAAAAAAAAAAAHHGHDEAK! {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|NO CYKA ALLOWED.}}

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