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===Turn 14: D6! D6! My Darling.=== The Callidus Assassin sat upon a cliff overlooking the site of the victory party, reading from a tome of Imperial lore, her sweaty, battle-damaged artificial skinsuit exchanged for a green dress-uniform. She was momentarily startled by the sound of heavy treads churning the soil as an ancient, battle ravaged Land Raider Crusader pulled up alongside her and a dark-haired figure in an armored pimp-coat emerged from the hatch. "Hey. Thought I'd find you out here." Spoke the Inquisitor Lord. "Because you know how I feel about parties or because you have a spy network that covers half the segmentum?" "Only half? You really think so little of me?" "I'd give you an honest answer, except I'd rather not exchange my glasses for a blindfold and a cigarette." She snarked, knowing her superior wasn't one to take such things seriously, though it probably wouldn't have mattered either way. "So where's Jane? She inside that beater?" "Nope. She said over the vox she was on her way, but it'll be a while. For now it's just the two of us." "Oh." Said the Assassin ambivalently. "So what're you doing out here by yourself?" "I just wanted to congratulate you on the Khorneholio job. Nobody else could have done what you did." He said as he placed a steel-clad hand on the woman's shoulder. "Nobody else has the same tolerance for soul-crushing humiliation." Strangely, the Inquisitor Lord's touch did not bother her as much as she thought. "Seriously, you were amazing out there." "Thanks." She said as the handsome Inquisitor planted a kiss on her soft lips. "Hey! What was that for! Aren't you dating my best friend!" She said, uncharacteristically flustered. "I'm an Inquisitor Lord, I can have a harem if I want to." "How's Jane going to feel about that?" "Are you kidding? Every night she asks me when we're all going to get together for a threesome." "Really?" The Callidus said, incredulously. "Let me ask you something... did you slip anything extra into her standard-issue Officio Assassinorum brainwashing about being all horny and bisexual?" "Just the horny bit." He said with only a slight amount of irony. "I think she was always kinda bi. She was probably just too shy to tell you." The Inquisitor Lord would have said more, but since he had been kicked down the cliff all he could get out was "Ouch".
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